Post by Mary on Jan 20, 2003 14:18:19 GMT -5
So I have this neighbor. They are in their 40's and are a couple and he doesn't work but she does and they have two kids. I have a dilemma with the man of the house.
I'm being woken up every morning by the sound of Tarzan yelling and beating his chest. I'm not kidding everyone. Tarzan! I don't know if he is going through a Mid-Life crisis or whatever it is but it never fails. Every morning he does this and then again in the afternoon and sometimes at night. He is so loud when he does it that we can hear it clearly through the walls.
I mean it's one thing that when they have sex everyone can hear it, their bed is swueekier than a fucking carnival ride. I mean GET SOME WD40! But then he does this Tarzan thing and all I want it the sound of a lion roaring right afterwards to scare the hell out of him and make it stop. LOL It's not that it's annoying, it's just strange I don't know, it's a weird thing. LOL. Most people wouldn't mind but we mind because it's always happening at the strangest moments. Like right in the morning time.
and to make it even worse, I can't say anything. I told my neighbor that I did hear her husband ding the Tarzan impersonation once and she just laughed and so did I but I don't think she got the hint that he was being too loud and waking me up. And if I just come right out and say it that will sound rude. Like with their whole squeeky bed thing, you just can't go up to them and say "Hey whenever you have sex your bed makes a horrible noise, can you oil it or maybe go buy another bed so I don't have to hear you?" No I can't say that!
SO! Here is my plan. My plan is to find the most God awful Wav or MP3 cause my computer is right by their kitchen wall which is also my kitchen wall since we are neighbors in this apartment complex. I'm getting an MP3 of a Lion Roaring VERY LOUDLY! And I'm going to keep the MP3 set on Pause so next time he fucking does his Tarzan voice yelling thing I'm gonna turn the speakers up realy loudly and I'm gonna crank that fucking lion's roar through their wall. See how they like it for a change.
No even better! I'll wake my ass up at like 3:00 in the morning and do it. Ohhhhhh yeah!
Love, Haullie
I'm being woken up every morning by the sound of Tarzan yelling and beating his chest. I'm not kidding everyone. Tarzan! I don't know if he is going through a Mid-Life crisis or whatever it is but it never fails. Every morning he does this and then again in the afternoon and sometimes at night. He is so loud when he does it that we can hear it clearly through the walls.
I mean it's one thing that when they have sex everyone can hear it, their bed is swueekier than a fucking carnival ride. I mean GET SOME WD40! But then he does this Tarzan thing and all I want it the sound of a lion roaring right afterwards to scare the hell out of him and make it stop. LOL It's not that it's annoying, it's just strange I don't know, it's a weird thing. LOL. Most people wouldn't mind but we mind because it's always happening at the strangest moments. Like right in the morning time.
and to make it even worse, I can't say anything. I told my neighbor that I did hear her husband ding the Tarzan impersonation once and she just laughed and so did I but I don't think she got the hint that he was being too loud and waking me up. And if I just come right out and say it that will sound rude. Like with their whole squeeky bed thing, you just can't go up to them and say "Hey whenever you have sex your bed makes a horrible noise, can you oil it or maybe go buy another bed so I don't have to hear you?" No I can't say that!
SO! Here is my plan. My plan is to find the most God awful Wav or MP3 cause my computer is right by their kitchen wall which is also my kitchen wall since we are neighbors in this apartment complex. I'm getting an MP3 of a Lion Roaring VERY LOUDLY! And I'm going to keep the MP3 set on Pause so next time he fucking does his Tarzan voice yelling thing I'm gonna turn the speakers up realy loudly and I'm gonna crank that fucking lion's roar through their wall. See how they like it for a change.
No even better! I'll wake my ass up at like 3:00 in the morning and do it. Ohhhhhh yeah!
Love, Haullie
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