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Post by fearscape222 on Jul 18, 2004 16:19:59 GMT -5
Abso-freakin'-lutely! Make Momma' proud! 
After that, you oughta' consider renting a place out here when you come... 
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Post by Hellfire on Jul 18, 2004 17:44:42 GMT -5
I probably should. The electric boyfriend treats me much better than Jeff did. She would have to be at least a little proud of me, right? I upgraded. you can just take the batteries out when it starts to annoy you. anyway, my quote is: "there are only two kinds of people in this world: me and the people who serve me". i think it's priceless. ;D |
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Post by talulad on Jul 19, 2004 11:42:40 GMT -5
"Let's rhyme 'fuck' with 'fuck.'"
- My co-worker, describing Fred Durst's lyrical talents
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Post by Natasha~ on Jul 19, 2004 18:32:10 GMT -5
"Let's rhyme 'fuck' with 'fuck.'" - My co-worker, describing Fred Durst's lyrical talents BHAHAHAHA!!! That's fucking hilarious! FUCK WITH FUCK! OI! You Slay me! xo |
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Post by ♥Sean♥ on Jul 19, 2004 18:59:44 GMT -5
"Facts do not cease to exist because they are ignored."
Aldous Huxley (1894-1963)
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Post by *Herry* on Jul 20, 2004 8:04:21 GMT -5
"Facts do not cease to exist because they are ignored."
Aldous Huxley (1894-1963) Sean, my pappy thinks you're ace now, lol. He's a big Huxley fan... Have faith in your idiocy!~Mr Coad (ex-HS teacher) |
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Post by ♥Sean♥ on Jul 20, 2004 19:26:27 GMT -5
Oh yeah? Well how about this one...
"What we perceive and understand depends upon what we are."
Aldous Huxley
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Post by Hellfire on Jul 20, 2004 20:22:48 GMT -5
"She was born in november 1963, the day Aldous Huxley died". there, does that count?  |
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Post by talulad on Jul 20, 2004 23:02:09 GMT -5
I remember some Aldous Huxley quote about truly seeing things, but I forget how it goes. Meh.
My quote of the day was more of a thought to myself:
"I'm so hungry, I could eat a horse. Wait... I'm a vegetarian*, that wouldn't work. Um. I could eat a horse made of tofu?"
*a vegetarian who eats chicken, tuna, and sushi.
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Post by talulad on Jul 20, 2004 23:12:25 GMT -5
HAH! I just read the packaging of the gummis I just got...
"Kasugai's strawberry gummy, made from fresh strawberry juice, is a very delicious gummy. Please have a fun time with this strawberry gummy."
The kiwi one sounds less funny... but that one just cracks me up. Hooray for strange English phrases by Japanese people!
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Post by Aims on Jul 21, 2004 0:16:44 GMT -5
For lack of anything to post on any threads at all, this is actually from the other day.. and it's not very funny because nobody will really find it so, but whatever.
Mum: (from the bottom of the stairs) "IT WAS MARCUS!"
Me: (from upstairs in my room) "... what??!"
Mum: "MARCUS!! IT WAS MARCUS!"
Me: "WHAT THE FUCK?! WHO?!"
Mum: "SHAGGING HER! MARCUS WAS SHAGGING HER!!!"
Me: "OH! HAHA.. YEAH, FUNNY EH!"
(after realising she was talking about the book Sushi For Beginners, which I told her to read...)
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Post by ♥Mary♥ on Jul 21, 2004 8:30:09 GMT -5
*a vegetarian who eats chicken, tuna, and sushi. No such thing. That's really better said as: *a carnivore who eats vegetables. |
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Post by ♥Mary♥ on Jul 21, 2004 8:32:40 GMT -5
For lack of anything to post on any threads at all, this is actually from the other day.. and it's not very funny because nobody will really find it so, but whatever. Mum: (from the bottom of the stairs) "IT WAS MARCUS!" Me: (from upstairs in my room) "... what??!" Mum: "MARCUS!! IT WAS MARCUS!" Me: "WHAT THE FUCK?! WHO?!" Mum: "SHAGGING HER! MARCUS WAS SHAGGING HER!!!" Me: "OH! HAHA.. YEAH, FUNNY EH!" (after realising she was talking about the book Sushi For Beginners, which I told her to read...) L.M.A.O!!!!!!!!!!! Aims I grew up in a 2 story house and we live in one now. It's interesting the kinds of conversations you can have when each side of the conversation is shouted from opposite ends of the stairs... Either the shouting or the frustration at having to shout and then be misunderstood (or both) can be so darn funny, especially when it's a topic that one normally wouldn't shout about! Hilarious! ;D PS- one of my pet-peeves is when people shout to me while I'm on a different floor than they are. LOL Once Ali tried to yell something upstairs to me while she was doing something in the kitchen. I was up in my room and all I heard was "Mom rnoirgnhv7ij9trt9hrojqpei?" I said "Ali, I can only hear you when you're talking to my face." So she YELLED slowly and clearly, " Can you bring your face down here for a minute?!" (She had spilled some juice all over the place) LOL, I thought what she said was so funny. |
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Post by talulad on Jul 21, 2004 15:34:14 GMT -5
No such thing. That's really better said as: *a carnivore who eats vegetables. Well, I wanted to say Chicketarian, but that sounded somehow wrong. And then Chickepescotarian sounded... no. An omnivore who prefers the vegetable side of the spectrum? An Antibeefivore? A Nopepperonivore? Hmm. I'll have to come up with my own special label. Crazytarian. |
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Post by Hellfire on Jul 21, 2004 17:52:19 GMT -5
me: "have you seen the news about MJ having quadruplets?"
my friend: "it's actually just one baby, but with four heads..."
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Post by *Herry* on Jul 22, 2004 1:57:50 GMT -5
me: "have you seen the news about MJ having quadruplets?" my friend: "it's actually just one baby, but with four heads..." To the first quote: NO! To the above quote: ROTFLMAO!! HEE hee! I liked that very much Pazlo, thankyou. I'm quoteless, but watch this space ' '. |
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Post by Aims on Jul 22, 2004 2:49:42 GMT -5
No such thing. That's really better said as: *a carnivore who eats vegetables. Haha... I almost said exactly the same thing. I like the Crazytarian title best, Jason *itush* |
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Post by Aims on Jul 22, 2004 2:50:59 GMT -5
PS- one of my pet-peeves is when people shout to me while I'm on a different floor than they are. LOL Once Ali tried to yell something upstairs to me while she was doing something in the kitchen. I was up in my room and all I heard was "Mom rnoirgnhv7ij9trt9hrojqpei?" I said "Ali, I can only hear you when you're talking to my face." So YELLED slowly and clearly, " Can you bring your face down here for a minute?!" (She had spilled some juice all over the place) LOL, I thought what she said was so funny. Haha! Your poor bossed-about face!! |
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Post by Hellfire on Jul 22, 2004 19:15:24 GMT -5
bahahaha, this is what movie site imdb.com has to say about Finding Nemo in its trivia section: "With more than 400 dead - if you count the eggs and Coral - this is the Disney movie with the highest body count." i say: baaaaaaaaaaahahahahaha, i'm making this my signature.  |
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Post by *Herry* on Jul 23, 2004 20:37:08 GMT -5
Ok, this is from my nanna, Elsie, who celebrated her 85th birthday yesterday:
*Mum gives nan her second present of the day, which looks suspiciously like a box of chocolates*
Mum: Here you go mum!
Nan: Oh, I know what these are! (she doesn't open the present)
Mum: You can still open it!
Aunt Carmel: What are they then?
Nan: Oh they're those hard balls.
LMAO!
Nan: Not the kind you're thinking of, Helen!!
Oops...
Then later, at her favourite coffee shop (in a hospital!!) my mum gets up from the table to look at a couple of paintings and nan says,
'What are you doing, Caz? Ya can't smoke in here.' Ts ts!!
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