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Post by fearscape222 on Sept 5, 2004 11:52:16 GMT -5
doctor to my grandpa: "John, I should check your records quick. Oh, you're not supposed to get this done for another year!"
This was right before my grandpa was supposed to have upper gastrointestinal tests done. He already had IVs stuck in him and everything.
I hate doctors.
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Post by fearscape222 on Sept 5, 2004 11:53:30 GMT -5
LOL, yeah. Delusions. I don't even own baggy jeans... but from his post it sounds like he's just imagining or picturing Enya and Sade wearing baggy jeans; an imagining that occured because he saw our photos. So we inspire baggy-jean imaginations?! You're weird, Paulo! (and I hope you feel better).  Yeah, that's what I figured. Anyway, that whole thing started when he told me my haircut makes me looks like Enya. I don't even know what she looks like... I'll go google some pics later. |
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Post by Hellfire on Sept 6, 2004 16:42:58 GMT -5
the baggy jeans thing was a metaphor, you crazy people! i should rectify it and say "fashionable casual wear" instead, how's that?  |
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Post by Koalapupu on Sept 7, 2004 1:40:27 GMT -5
My friend, a Finn, had been talking to a friend in Belgium who had gotten married. Apparently she had forgotten the word 'wedding' because she asked him:
"How was the marriage?"
Hehe. We're still together!
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Post by beulahboi on Sept 7, 2004 6:07:25 GMT -5
ok im a man of many guilty pleasures one being the sureal life in Vh1 ... this is the funniest shit ever!... ok flava flave (old rapper) and bridgitt neilson (old model) were laying together on a couch and charo (watch the loveboat) comes over and yells " hey hey dont do that , dont you know spooning leads to forking!" shes like 60 with a hilarious accent I laughed so hard I peed a little ;D
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Post by fearscape222 on Sept 7, 2004 10:12:35 GMT -5
hehe... I have a quote that stems from the Surreal Life, too. I was watching it yesterday with my friend Sarah. (It's also a guilty pleasure of mine, even though I haven't really been paying much attention to the new season)
Sarah: "Who is that?"
me: "Jordan Knight."
Sarah: "Oh my god. He looks...puffy."
me: "That's such a nice way to put it."
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Post by Mary on Sept 7, 2004 10:16:10 GMT -5
dont you know spooning leads to forking!" LMAO!!!! |
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Post by talulad on Sept 8, 2004 0:02:56 GMT -5
james00143: wanna hear a really dumb joke? Kif Loves Amy: yes james00143: one sec james00143: With all the sadness and trauma going on in the world at the moment, it is worth reflecting on the death of a very important person which almost went unnoticed last week. Larry La Prise, the man who wrote "The Hokey Pokey," died peacefully at age 93. The most traumatic part for his family was getting him into the coffin. They put his left leg in. And then the trouble started. That's so sad...  |
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Post by beulahboi on Sept 8, 2004 5:05:32 GMT -5
OMG thats soo wrong and sooooo funny all at the same time  |
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Post by Mary on Sept 8, 2004 10:31:33 GMT -5
james00143: wanna hear a really dumb joke? Kif Loves Amy: yes james00143: one sec james00143: With all the sadness and trauma going on in the world at the moment, it is worth reflecting on the death of a very important person which almost went unnoticed last week. Larry La Prise, the man who wrote "The Hokey Pokey," died peacefully at age 93. The most traumatic part for his family was getting him into the coffin. They put his left leg in. And then the trouble started. That's so sad... LOL, that reminds me of my grandpa. He loves to tell that joke... and everytime he tells it like it's news and we haven't heard it. ..and that's what it's all about! *clap clap* |
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Post by fearscape222 on Sept 8, 2004 20:04:37 GMT -5
LOL, that reminds me of my grandpa. He loves to tell that joke... and everytime he tells it like it's news and we haven't heard it. ..and that's what it's all about! *clap clap*Is that your paternal grandfather? It sounds like a joke your dad would tell, too. LOL |
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Post by Hellfire on Sept 8, 2004 22:15:29 GMT -5
james00143: wanna hear a really dumb joke? Kif Loves Amy: yes james00143: one sec james00143: With all the sadness and trauma going on in the world at the moment, it is worth reflecting on the death of a very important person which almost went unnoticed last week. Larry La Prise, the man who wrote "The Hokey Pokey," died peacefully at age 93. The most traumatic part for his family was getting him into the coffin. They put his left leg in. And then the trouble started. That's so sad... BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!  That is SO wrong!!! i laughed so hard i choked. |
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Post by fearscape222 on Sept 13, 2004 22:20:43 GMT -5
"DEFINITES... I think..." Ah, classic Trevor-style.  |
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Post by Mary on Sept 13, 2004 23:27:07 GMT -5
Is that your paternal grandfather? It sounds like a joke your dad would tell, too. LOL Yep! They are very alike, so yeah, my dad could easily tell that, too! Isn't my dad cute? LOL You know what's funny? My dad and grandpa have the same first name (as did my great grandfather), but my grandpa goes by " Junior". It's silly when they are in the same room together because one would think my dad is the 'junior' but nope. Grandpa got the junior nickname when he was a kid because his father was the 'Pop'; it was how they kept straight who was being referred to. My dad, on the other hand, decided to rebel against the cutesy names and just go by his middle name all his life. Which he hates, but it's better than the old-fashioned first name which he really hated.  But I just call him Dad. lol  |
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Post by beulahboi on Sept 16, 2004 4:39:34 GMT -5
ok this is from cnn im not makin this stuff up you guys!  Playboy Seeks the Women of McDonald's After shopping at Wal-Mart and Home Depot, Playboy's latest craving is for McDonald's--or rather for the women who work there. Playboy.com is seeking America's sexiest McDonald's employees to pose for the upcoming "Women of McDonald's" online pictorial..................................Would you like a McCenterfold with that?  |
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Post by talulad on Sept 16, 2004 8:22:55 GMT -5
BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! That is SO wrong!!! i laughed so hard i choked. Haha, yeah, and the funniest part for me was the visual I got... Very wrong indeed. My quote of the day: They're flying away on a fucking couch! With a moose head! And some palm leaves! - Kati (my rockin' friend) Bonus points if you can guess the movie she's referring to. |
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Post by Koalapupu on Sept 16, 2004 8:39:43 GMT -5
Bonus points if you can guess the movie she's referring to. I know! I love that movie, and I'm ashamed to admit I've never ever seen the original one... |
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Post by talulad on Sept 16, 2004 9:07:45 GMT -5
I know! I love that movie, and I'm ashamed to admit I've never ever seen the original one... Hehe, did we ever talk about that? It seems like we did. Well, either way... you're cool for having seen THAT one and not the one before it. Besides, they're not really related that much... this one is way closer to the source material than the first. So don't be ashamed.  P.S. I love that movie, too... in fact it's like my favorite or second favorite. It vies with Empire Records for that title. |
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Post by Natasha~ on Sept 18, 2004 23:16:58 GMT -5
Not really funny, but I *do* like my response..... -----> MermDust: I just *happened* to run into a picture of an aborted fetus Kif Loves Amy: LOLOL!!! Kif Loves Amy: how does one HAPPEN to do that? MermDust: no, it's not "lol", it's crap! xo  |
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Post by fearscape222 on Sept 19, 2004 3:27:03 GMT -5
Sarah: "Look! It's a biggle!" Me: "What the fuck is a BIGGLE?!" Sarah: "Oh yeah, you weren't with me when I made up that term. 'Biggle' is basically a gaggle of biology students." |
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