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Post by Chels on Feb 17, 2007 17:06:40 GMT -5
Nattie suggested I post this here, it was in my lj  I swear I'm gonna be around more this time  If anyone's had the chance to catch a Mr. Micah Armstrong (originally of the Assembly of God Church in Miami but left because they were hypocrites) on Monday, then you have probably drawn one conclusion...apparently you're going to hell. Reasons include: Pot Smoking x Cigarette Smoking x Alcohol Drinking x Having a Tattoo Showing Cleavage x Showing Bellybuttons x Girls Showing Their Knees x Girls Showing Their Elbows x Girls Wearing Tight Pants x Cursing x Kissing on the Mouth before Marriage x Holding Hands before Marriage x Having Premarital Sex x Masturbation x Having Anal Sex Having Oral Sex x Being Homosexual 1/2??? Judging People (He wasn't though, he was being honest) x Being Selfish x Women Working x Watching BET Watching MTV Watching VH1 x (I looovveee the 80's) Watching TNT x Associating With Hollywood Listening to “Gangsta Rap”, Techno, Christian Bands, and Rock and Roll x (wtf even christian bands??? so all you can listen to is country and classical???) Believing in Evolution x Being Catholic Being Jewish Being Buddhist Being Methodist x (OUCH) Being Protestant Being Muslim Being Hindu Being Agnostic Being Atheist Being In a Sorority or Fraternity Owning a Pet x Sin, Have Sinned, or Plan on Sinning in the Future x Don't Worry. Hell is Going to be a Party. Based on Micah’s prediction Gandhi, Mother Teresa, Bob Marley, Jimi Hendrix, Elvis, Tupac, Biggie Smalls, and Martin Luther King are already there. The only one not there will be Micah. OMG!!!!!!!! you can't even EXIST according to this guy. Also... you can't believe in any religon but you can't not believe, this guy is on crack... |
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Post by Aims on Feb 17, 2007 17:42:09 GMT -5
Ooh yeah, what a nutbar. Hehehe speaking of crazy, I saw this website a little while ago that basically says Tori is the devil.. I gotta go find it.. www.goodfight.org/e_tamos.html |
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Post by Natasha~ on Feb 17, 2007 19:43:35 GMT -5
That link is a riot!  What would Tori say? Thanks for posting this Chels! Here's me: Pot Smoking xxxxx Cigarette Smoking Alcohol Drinking x Having a Tattoo x Showing Cleavage x Showing Bellybuttons x Girls Showing Their Knees x Girls Showing Their Elbows x Girls Wearing Tight Pants x Cursing x Kissing on the Mouth before Marriage x Holding Hands before Marriage x Having Premarital Sex x Masturbation x Having Anal Sex Having Oral Sex x Being Homosexual {wha???} Judging People x Being Selfish x Women Working x Watching BET Watching MTV x Watching VH1 Watching TNT Associating With Hollywood x Listening to “Gangsta Rap”, Techno, Christian Bands, and Rock and Roll {OMG, I'm fucked} Believing in Evolution x Being Catholic Being Jewish Being Buddhist Being Methodist Being Protestant Being Muslim Being Hindu Being Agnostic Being Atheist Being In a Sorority or Fraternity Owning a Pet x Sin, Have Sinned, or Plan on Sinning in the Future xxx HAHAHA! That's hilarious! xo |
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Post by Aims on Feb 18, 2007 0:06:05 GMT -5
Hehe oh sorry I didn't realise were sposed to fill it out too.
I already know that by this wackjob's standards I'm going to hell, but here you go anyway...
Pot Smoking x
Cigarette Smoking x
Alcohol Drinking x
Having a Tattoo (will do soon though)
Showing Cleavage x
Showing Bellybuttons x
Girls Showing Their Knees x
Girls Showing Their Elbows x
Girls Wearing Tight Pants x
Cursing x
Kissing on the Mouth before Marriage x
Holding Hands before Marriage x
Having Premarital Sex x
Masturbation x
Having Anal Sex
Having Oral Sex x
Being Homosexual
Judging People x
Being Selfish x
Women Working x
Watching BET
Watching MTV x
Watching VH1 x
Watching TNT
Associating With Hollywood x
Listening to “Gangsta Rap”, Techno, Christian Bands, and Rock and Roll x
Believing in Evolution x
Being Catholic
Being Jewish
Being Buddhist
Being Methodist
Being Protestant
Being Muslim
Being Hindu
Being Agnostic x
Being Atheist
Being In a Sorority or Fraternity
Owning a Pet x
Sin, Have Sinned, or Plan on Sinning in the Future x
Yeah, rock on.
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Post by Jay on Feb 18, 2007 1:55:29 GMT -5
I just went to the bathroom five seconds ago, does that mean I'm going to hell? =(
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Post by Natasha~ on Feb 18, 2007 2:28:49 GMT -5
LOL, Jay! Oh the extremes! xo |
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Post by Chels on Feb 18, 2007 2:50:02 GMT -5
YES you're totally going to hell... anything involving eating, breathing, reproducing, getting rid of waste... is totally a sin.
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Post by Aims on Feb 18, 2007 2:55:04 GMT -5
hahahaha...
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Post by Chels on Feb 18, 2007 2:57:08 GMT -5
Unless of course you're Micah... cause he does it the "right" way, the "holy" way... w/e that might be
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Post by Aims on Feb 18, 2007 3:02:48 GMT -5
What is the right/holy way to wipe your arse I wonder. Bizarre.. hehe.
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Post by Chels on Feb 18, 2007 3:04:31 GMT -5
probably to have someone else do it for you lol
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Post by Aims on Feb 18, 2007 3:07:33 GMT -5
But wouldn't that fall into some kind of kinky pre-marital situation??  |
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Post by Chels on Feb 18, 2007 3:15:06 GMT -5
Not if you're Micah, Micah's pure and good |
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Post by P a t r i c k on Feb 18, 2007 3:37:51 GMT -5
Ooh yeah, what a nutbar. Hehehe speaking of crazy, I saw this website a little while ago that basically says Tori is the devil.. I gotta go find it.. www.goodfight.org/e_tamos.htmlI just sent an e-mail to the website, this is how it went: Hi Goodfight.org!
I wanted to e-mail and thank you for posting songs clips of Tori Amos, I really enjoyed the music!
Warm regards,
PatI like how they featured music of the artists that are so damn evil, why would they expose music that they don't want others to listen to? Idiots. |
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Post by Koalapupu on Feb 18, 2007 5:14:02 GMT -5
Hahaha, this is funny... Here's my sin list.
Pot Smoking
Cigarette Smoking (LOOKING GOOD SO FAR, YESSS)
Alcohol Drinking x
Having a Tattoo
Showing Cleavage x
Showing Bellybuttons (TO WHOM? If this means revealing clothing, then no)
Girls Showing Their Knees x
Girls Showing Their Elbows x
Girls Wearing Tight Pants x
Cursing x
Kissing on the Mouth before Marriage x
Holding Hands before Marriage x
Having Premarital Sex x
Masturbation x
Having Anal Sex x
Having Oral Sex x
Being Homosexual
Judging People x
Being Selfish x
Women Working x
Watching BET
Watching MTV
Watching VH1
Watching TNT
Associating With Hollywood
Listening to “Gangsta Rap”, Techno, Christian Bands, and Rock and Roll x
Believing in Evolution x
Being Catholic
Being Jewish
Being Buddhist
Being Methodist
Being Protestant
Being Muslim
Being Hindu
Being Agnostic
Being Atheist x
Being In a Sorority or Fraternity
Owning a Pet
Sin, Have Sinned, or Plan on Sinning in the Future x (I guess according to his list!)
I like it that this guy actually does not include the majority of 10 commandments in here! No word about killing a person, saying God's name in vain, disrespecting your elders etc. Goes to show that some just decide what sin is without any "logical" base to it. Thanks for imposing your personal values on other people, mr. Armstrong!
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Post by Ben on Feb 18, 2007 9:47:48 GMT -5
Pot Smoking x (but no more)
Cigarette Smoking x
Alcohol Drinking xxxxxxxx (but no more)
Having a Tattoo
Showing Cleavage
Showing Bellybuttons x (lolololol)
Girls Showing Their Knees
Girls Showing Their Elbows
Girls Wearing Tight Pants
Cursing xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
Kissing on the Mouth before Marriage x
Holding Hands before Marriage x
Having Premarital Sex x
Masturbation x
Having Anal Sex
Having Oral Sex x
Being Homosexual (am I the only straight guy here?)
Judging People x
Being Selfish x
Women Working x
Watching BET
Watching MTV x
Watching VH1 x
Watching TNT
Associating With Hollywood x
Listening to “Gangsta Rap”, Techno, Christian Bands, and Rock and Roll x (wtf even christian bands??? so all you can listen to is country and classical???) xxxxxxxxxx (I'm fucked)
Believing in Evolution x
Being Catholic
Being Jewish
Being Buddhist
Being Methodist
Being Protestant
Being Muslim
Being Hindu
Being Agnostic x
Being Atheist
Being In a Sorority or Fraternity
Owning a Pet x
Sin, Have Sinned, or Plan on Sinning in the Future x
theres a few things missing from that list that I can think of
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Post by Natasha~ on Feb 18, 2007 12:00:07 GMT -5
Ooh yeah, what a nutbar. Hehehe speaking of crazy, I saw this website a little while ago that basically says Tori is the devil.. I gotta go find it.. www.goodfight.org/e_tamos.htmlI just sent an e-mail to the website, this is how it went: Hi Goodfight.org!
I wanted to e-mail and thank you for posting songs clips of Tori Amos, I really enjoyed the music!
Warm regards,
PatI like how they featured music of the artists that are so damn evil, why would they expose music that they don't want others to listen to? Idiots. OMG! That is so fucking funny! I hope they write you back, if they do, post it here! xo |
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Post by Aims on Feb 18, 2007 14:18:14 GMT -5
Hehe Pat, that's great |
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Post by ♪Carly♪ on Feb 18, 2007 16:19:46 GMT -5
Sweet. I'm going to form a commune for all of us once we get to Hell. It'll be way fun!
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Post by Aims on Feb 18, 2007 16:51:34 GMT -5
I like the sounds of that Carly  By this guy's standards all our favourite musicians will be there too so it's gonna rock... hehe. |
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I swear I'm gonna be around more this time 
