The official tomato wedding thread!

[matzy]

i'll order an extra load of the tomato wine j suggested. that should be a good ... inspiration in the days before the wedding.

[sweetsangria]

I've never had tomato wine (whine ), but hell it's wine, so I think I'll be good. I'm invited too, aren't I? So, have you guys figured out who's going to be on top on the honeymoon? Are you just going to form a pyramid?

[talulad]

sweetsangria said:

I've never had tomato wine (whine ), but hell it's wine, so I think I'll be good. I'm invited too, aren't I? So, have you guys figured out who's going to be on top on the honeymoon? Are you just going to form a pyramid?

Of course you're invited!!! You're so invited that I'm dedicating my 800th post to you!!!

And as far as the pyramid goes, I think that might get dangerous. It might be safer to pair off and then switch every once in a while. OMG it's going to take like 48 hours just to consumate our loves... Yikes! Maybe a pyramid would be quicker... any ideas, spouses-to-be?

[sweetsangria]

¡ÖJay¡Ö said:

And as far as the pyramid goes, I think that might get dangerous. It might be safer to pair off and then switch every once in a while.?

Yeah, I was thinking the pyramid wouldn't be a good idea. We wouldn't want anyone getting a concussion on the wedding night.

[Pinkdesaster]

matze said:

pink... hahahahahaha! so, you always stay at the presidential suite at the four seasons? you've slept in the same bed madonna's slept in? lucky you...

you know, I slept IN BED WITH MADONNA...

[veela]

Pinkdesaster said:

you know, I slept IN BED WITH MADONNA...

i've dreamt about it.. does that count??

[♥Jana♥]

veela said:

i've dreamt about it.. does that count??

This whole thread worries me... A LOT!

[Hellfire]

ew, madonna!

i'd much rather be in bed with tori, at least she'd smuggle in some mushroom tea to make us have sweet dreams about the faeries.

[orfeo]

This is the chance I've been waiting for to tell you about an Australian hit single called "Do it with Madonna". The band is called The Androids.

Basically it mentions all these pop stars (Britney, Christina, Pink) and concludes that "I'd rather do it with Madonna". Very tongue-in-cheek.

I'll come back and add the lyrics here if I can find them!

EDIT: Yep, here they are! It's the Kylie verse that cracks me up.

DO IT WITH MADONNA
You know Christina's got the body
She really likes to spin and twirl
But when she's flirting with the camera
You know she's just a little girl

Now Pink is cute but still a baby
And she talks with attitude
She has some spunk for a young lady
But what I'd really like to do

I'd rather do it with Madonna
She's what a woman's supposed to be
Oh Madonna won't you do it with me?

When Britney sings it sounds amazing
I like her belly and her butt
But how would you like to be with her?
She's always hangin' with her mum

I'd rather do it with Madonna
She's what a woman's supposed to be
The only girl I'll ever need
Madonna, do it with me
I'd rather do it with Madonna
She's really got me on my knees
The only girl I'll ever need
Madonna, do it with me

Ooh Madonna
Ooh Madonna

I'd really like to be with Kylie
I think she's really really hot
I wonder if I could get Kylie
To want to do it with Madonna

I'd rather do it with Madonna
She's really got me on my knees
Oh Madonna won't you do it with me?
I'd rather do it with Madonna
She's what a woman's supposed to be
Oh Madonna come and do it with me
I'd rather do it with Madonna
She's really got me
Have you seen that film clip
Where she's wearin' the cowboy hat
And she's kickin' the dirt?
I wanna do it with

Ooh Madonna
Ooh Madonna
Ooh Madonna
Ooh Madonna

[talulad]

orfeo said:

This is the chance I've been waiting for to tell you about an Australian hit single called "Do it with Madonna". The band is called The Androids.

Basically it mentions all these pop stars (Britney, Christina, Pink) and concludes that "I'd rather do it with Madonna". Very tongue-in-cheek.

I'll come back and add the lyrics here if I can find them!

EDIT: Yep, here they are! It's the Kylie verse that cracks me up.

DO IT WITH MADONNA
You know Christina's got the body
She really likes to spin and twirl
But when she's flirting with the camera
You know she's just a little girl

Now Pink is cute but still a baby
And she talks with attitude
She has some spunk for a young lady
But what I'd really like to do

I'd rather do it with Madonna
She's what a woman's supposed to be
Oh Madonna won't you do it with me?

When Britney sings it sounds amazing
I like her belly and her butt
But how would you like to be with her?
She's always hangin' with her mum

I'd rather do it with Madonna
She's what a woman's supposed to be
The only girl I'll ever need
Madonna, do it with me
I'd rather do it with Madonna
She's really got me on my knees
The only girl I'll ever need
Madonna, do it with me

Ooh Madonna
Ooh Madonna

I'd really like to be with Kylie
I think she's really really hot
I wonder if I could get Kylie
To want to do it with Madonna

I'd rather do it with Madonna
She's really got me on my knees
Oh Madonna won't you do it with me?
I'd rather do it with Madonna
She's what a woman's supposed to be
Oh Madonna come and do it with me
I'd rather do it with Madonna
She's really got me
Have you seen that film clip
Where she's wearin' the cowboy hat
And she's kickin' the dirt?
I wanna do it with

Ooh Madonna
Ooh Madonna
Ooh Madonna
Ooh Madonna

Did we invite her to the wedding yet?? OMG!!! I hope we didn't forget!!!

[♣Miranda♣]

We must play that song at the wedding!

[♥Mary♥]

¢Àbluegirl¢À said:

We must play that song at the wedding!

LMAO. At the lot of you.

Especially the Aussie....I'm picturing him one-arm-jiggin to that...

[fearscape222]

♣bluegirl♣ said:

We must play that song at the wedding!

I'm all about playing that...after Kate Bush's Jig of Life!!!

[Natasha~]

Hellfire said:

ew, madonna!

i'd much rather be in bed with tori, at least she'd smuggle in some mushroom tea to make us have sweet dreams about the faeries.

wow, someone else who drinkis mushroom tea..that's what i'm doing for halloween..
*rubs belly and goes to sleep*
xo

[Pinkdesaster]

♪fearscape♪ said:

I'm all about playing that...after Kate Bush's Jig of Life!!!

Sure, but as opening song to the wedding we need Celine singing My Heart will go on....

And when it comes to the wedding NIGHT, we have Madonna singing Erotica...

[Pinkdesaster]

nattie said:

wow, someone else who drinkis mushroom tea..that's what i'm doing for halloween..
*rubs belly and goes to sleep*
xo

Btw, a good way of spending Halloween. Damn, if I weren't at my aunt's house I would do the same.

[Hellfire]

nattie said:

wow, someone else who drinkis mushroom tea..that's what i'm doing for halloween..
*rubs belly and goes to sleep*
xo

hey, can i spend halloween with you??

[talulad]

try staring at those damned faces after having drank the mushroom tea...

and back to the wedding: I[/i] think we need to play Blur's "Boys & Girls" at our wedding... I mean, let's look at the lyrics:

Girls who want boys who like boys to be girls who do boys like they're girls who do girls like they're boys, always should be someone you really love...

That about sums it all up, no?

[♣Miranda♣]

¡ÖJay¡Ö said:

try staring at those damned faces after having drank the mushroom tea...

and back to the wedding: I

[/i] think we need to play Blur's "Boys & Girls" at our wedding... I mean, let's look at the lyrics:

Girls who want boys who like boys to be girls who do boys like they're girls who do girls like they're boys, always should be someone you really love...

That about sums it all up, no?[/quote]

What a wonderful idea! I love this song!

[Natasha~]

Hellfire said:

hey, can i spend halloween with you??

OF COURSE! Bring a trip out lamp! I'll bring the penny candies...
*trips out then falls down*
xo