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Post by matzy on Oct 26, 2003 17:38:19 GMT -5
Yes, darlings, the wedding is less than two weeks away now, and so I suggest it's about time we do the planning, right? I, for my part, - since the wedding is gonna be happening in my beautiful city - have picked the perfect locations for everything. If you all have any suggestions, wishes, etc., just write them down in here. I'll ask the wedding planner (no, not Jennifer Lopez) to consider them. Let me just say in advance, that I didn't find a hotel that looks like a tomato for us to spend the wedding night in.  But here we go... To get married legally, we'll have to go to the Berlin city hall. The women need to pay attention here, 'cuz the mayor is gay, might hit on Jason or Trevor or me. Oh, and isn't it a happy coincidence that the building is in a old-tomato-kinda colour?  After the legal union has been enacted, we'll go get married in church. I chose the biggest one in Berlin. Any Catholics among us? I hope not, otherwise we'll get a no-no from this place...  Then, we need to be greeted by the German chancellor in the Chancellery just a few steps from the cathedral... (we need to greet him 'cuz he made polygamic marriages possible and needs us to gain votes for the next elections, etc, that kind of thing...)  After meeting the chancellor, we are also gonna be presented to the entire parliament. Keep in mind to bring the tomatos we'd originally planned to "give to" Céline. They will now be dedicated to the right wing of the parliament, please.   Then we'll be totally tired already and settle for lunch at the highest restaurant in berlin... 1st course: Tomato soup à la Matthias main course: Tomato soup dessert: tomato soup  The wedding party will happen at this special nice location especially built for us:  And then, after the day is through, this special treat sponsored by Daimler Chrysler will take us to the airport...  Totally spent, we'll take off from Berlin-Tegel airport to reach our honeymoon resort in Utah. I've booked this particular plane, which was bought from the owner and will be renamed "MAMICA" (which represents our dear future wives MAry, MIranda and CArly"  (by the way, that short blond guy there... isn't me) So, what do you all say? Are you up for it? Going to the Chapel and we're... gonna get ma-ha-ha-rried... (I know how much Bee loves this song  ) |
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Post by ♥Mary♥ on Oct 26, 2003 18:05:33 GMT -5
OH. MY. GOD. Matt, I'm laughing and crying at the same time. "Mamica" sent me over the edge....completely outta my chair! (that felt good!) Oh, dear. I am Catholic. I can pretend not to be pretty well, though...(lol) Also, I'm concerned about what to wear b/c I've lost about 10 lbs this week. I think I need to eat lots of tomato soup to regain my weight. I'm so excited to marry you all!!!  Who do I kiss first? |
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Post by talulad on Oct 26, 2003 19:38:45 GMT -5
Hmm, can we have a tomato- cake for dessert instead of tomato soup, dear? Otherwise it is all perfectly fabulous and fitting for such a glamorous affair... yay for us getting married |
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Post by Hellfire on Oct 26, 2003 21:19:38 GMT -5
Well well, when I went to all those places no one asked me to marry them... Hey, since I'm an outsider here, can I be the one to jump in when the priest says "blah blah blah speak now or forever hold your... balls" or whatever it is he says? I promise I'll find reasons decent enough to prevent each and every one of you (whoever you are) from marrying each other.  |
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Post by ♥Mary♥ on Oct 26, 2003 22:50:05 GMT -5
Well well, when I went to all those places no one asked me to marry them... Hey, since I'm an outsider here, can I be the one to jump in when the priest says "blah blah blah speak now or forever hold your... balls" or whatever it is he says? I promise I'll find reasons decent enough to prevent each and every one of you (whoever you are) from marrying each other. NEVAAAAHHHHH!!! *Evil laugh* Forget about it. It's a done deal. With tomatoes and basil on top. LOL ♥ |
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Post by fearscape222 on Oct 26, 2003 23:16:25 GMT -5
Huh? This whole time I've been thinking that Hellfire was in on this wedding, too. I'm so confused... Can someone do a run-down so I know exactly who I'm marrying? Thanks much.
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Post by ♥Jana♥ on Oct 26, 2003 23:28:27 GMT -5
not that I dont love you all really i do but umm dont wanna marry all of you? am i invited? i think the is sooooooooooooooooo funny!
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Post by ♥Mary♥ on Oct 26, 2003 23:41:34 GMT -5
Huh? This whole time I've been thinking that Hellfire was in on this wedding, too. I'm so confused... Can someone do a run-down so I know exactly who I'm marrying? Thanks much. You know what?....I'm confuseder than you. LOL I thought the wedding would include Hellfire, too, but then his post made is sound like he wasn't....and not only that, but that he didn't want to be (?)....so I dunno! But I do know that NOBODY'S getting in the way of me and the man I love. And the other man. And the other man And the woman. And the other woman. LOL Jana, dear, you are most definitely invited!....your little brother, too. |
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Post by ♥Jana♥ on Oct 26, 2003 23:43:03 GMT -5
Jana, dear, you are most definitely invited!....your little brother, too. LMAO he is a handfull! |
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Post by fearscape222 on Oct 26, 2003 23:43:06 GMT -5
Me, 'cause I'm hot!
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Post by ♥Jana♥ on Oct 27, 2003 0:23:03 GMT -5
Carly has musical stuff around her name again!  |
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Post by orfeo on Oct 27, 2003 0:29:43 GMT -5
OMG! (number 2 in a series)
Yesterday I was working out what's in my diary for November and December. I COMPLETELY forgot about this. I don't know if I can squeeze everything else around a trip to Berlin.
*Panics wildly while trying to find the number of a good travel agent*
Matze, that post well and truly deserves a nomination for the 2003 Toriforum Posting Awards... if there was such a thing.
Oh, hell, I've probably just given someone an idea...
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Post by ♥Mary♥ on Oct 27, 2003 0:34:25 GMT -5
LMAO! Both cheeks, please! BAHAHA! |
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Post by ♥Mary♥ on Oct 27, 2003 0:35:19 GMT -5
OMG! (number 2 in a series) Yesterday I was working out what's in my diary for November and December. I COMPLETELY forgot about this. I don't know if I can squeeze everything else around a trip to Berlin. *Panics wildly while trying to find the number of a good travel agent* Matze, that post well and truly deserves a nomination for the 2003 Toriforum Posting Awards... if there was such a thing. Oh, hell, I've probably just given someone an idea... lol, Where's OMG #1...? don't make me hunt around for it... Also, the idea thing has SO already been thought. Surprised? Didn't think so. |
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Post by *Herry* on Oct 27, 2003 1:00:08 GMT -5
LMAO!!! I am just on the floor! The dinner is freakin' HILARIOUS! LMAO @ all the tomato dishes! OMG.... I MUST come to this wedding. Can I be the girls' matron of honour? PLEEEEEEEEASE? I promise I'll wear a tomato-red dress! And 'You Belong To Me' (and me and me!) has to be played too. Gosh all those buildings looks stunning....  Yummy tomato soup! By the way, what's the date of the wedding?
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Post by matzy on Oct 27, 2003 1:02:02 GMT -5
good morning! yay, no interference whatsoever with the locations i chose, that is wonderful.  just to answer a few questions really quickly... 1. no, real-life boyfriends, girlfriends, husbands, wives can't get married to us in the tomato wedding, where is the fun? 2. hellfire, yes, you can certainly perform that "speak now"-thing. then again, with that nickname you have, will you be allowed to enter the church? haha. te amo! 3. j, that suggestion is superb. i'll call the chef right away and tell him to bake a cake and serve it as the dessert. of course he'll complain that we're giving him too much trouble (after all it's soup AND cake, he's gonna need more than one tomato for that. and there is no elevator in the tv tower, lol). 4. bee, yes dear, tomato soup is very healthy and tasty. but as for the question of you who kiss first, i have NO idea. this is actually the hardest question of them all. i think we should kiss in an alphabetical order. every one kisses every one. that should take half an hour. geez, and how do we pose for the wedding photos? can i be in the middle? after all, most likely i'm the shortest. 5. jana, of course you are invited. everyone from this forum is. we gotta sing "mr. zebra" together at church, and, since céline won't be there, i'll kindly ask all of you to sing "my heart will go on" for us. we'll cry of happiness, that is soooo certain. 6. trevor, did you get to book a flight? if anything, i can send lisa marie... i mean, mamica down there to pick you up. don't forget the orange tafetta, it'll look swell on you. and thanks for the nomination.  i love you all!! |
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Post by ♥Mary♥ on Oct 27, 2003 1:15:10 GMT -5
good morning! yay, no interference whatsoever with the locations i chose, that is wonderful. just to answer a few questions really quickly... 1. no, real-life boyfriends, girlfriends, husbands, wives can't get married to us in the tomato wedding, where is the fun? 2. hellfire, yes, you can certainly perform that "speak now"-thing. then again, with that nickname you have, will you be allowed to enter the church? haha. te amo! 3. j, that suggestion is superb. i'll call the chef right away and tell him to bake a cake and serve it as the dessert. of course he'll complain that we're giving him too much trouble (after all it's soup AND cake, he's gonna need more than one tomato for that. and there is no elevator in the tv tower, lol). 4. bee, yes dear, tomato soup is very healthy and tasty. but as for the question of you who kiss first, i have NO idea. this is actually the hardest question of them all. i think we should kiss in an alphabetical order. every one kisses every one. that should take half an hour. geez, and how do we pose for the wedding photos? can i be in the middle? after all, most likely i'm the shortest. 5. jana, of course you are invited. everyone from this forum is. we gotta sing "mr. zebra" together at church, and, since céline won't be there, i'll kindly ask all of you to sing "my heart will go on" for us. we'll cry of happiness, that is soooo certain. 6. trevor, did you get to book a flight? if anything, i can send lisa marie... i mean, mamica down there to pick you up. don't forget the orange tafetta, it'll look swell on you. and thanks for the nomination. i love you all!! Roflmao! "where's the fun"?! That cracked me up b/c I could totally 'hear' you saying it! (in your real voice...which I've really heard!) Oh, so Carly was right anyway.... Going by alpha-order I get to kiss her first! Oh wait, that means Trevor's last!  And LOL about it taking a half an hour. Mamica would love to come pick up the Aussie boy....we'll fly him there in our invisible helicopter. Oh no, I'm having a Wonderwoman moment again... |
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Post by ♣Miranda♣ on Oct 27, 2003 1:37:41 GMT -5
Oh my goodness! This is absolutely wonderful. This is going to be the best wedding I'll ever have. ♥
And Matt, I bet you 50 tomatoes that I'm shorter than you.
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Post by orfeo on Oct 27, 2003 2:37:04 GMT -5
lol, Where's OMG #1...? don't make me hunt around for it... Well, OMG #1 was said by YOU, dearest, in reply #1 on this thread. There's only one smiley right for this situation...  You awake? |
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Post by ♣Miranda♣ on Oct 27, 2003 2:39:29 GMT -5
Well, OMG #1 was said by YOU, dearest, in reply #1 on this thread. There's only one smiley right for this situation... You awake? I knew where it was too! Silly Mary. |
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But here we go...
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You awake?