Worst pick up lines ever

[Squishy]

Post them here. Winner gets a cookie.

*If you were a new hamburger at McDonald's, you would be McGorgeous.

or....

*Do you work for UPS? I could have sworn I saw you checking out my package.

Next!

[matzy]

haha, did people really say that to you? really funny... ;D

i can't contribute any bad pick-up lines, by the way. i've only heard pretty good ones.