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Post by Chels on Feb 18, 2007 17:54:10 GMT -5
WOOT Tori concerts forever... that makes hell sound well worth it.
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Post by Hellfire on Feb 18, 2007 18:54:45 GMT -5
let's see how i make, shall we? lol Pot Smoking xx Cigarette Smoking xxxx Alcohol Drinking x Having a Tattoox Showing Cleavage Showing Bellybuttons Girls Showing Their Knees Girls Showing Their Elbows Girls Wearing Tight Pants Cursing xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx Kissing on the Mouth before Marriage xxxx Holding Hands before Marriage Having Premarital Sex xxxxxxxxxxxxxx Masturbation xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx Having Anal Sex xxxxxxx Having Oral Sex xxxxxxx Being Homosexual 3/5 Judging People (He wasn't though, he was being honest) xxxxxx Being Selfish xxxxxxxx Women Working Watching BET Watching MTV xx Watching VH1 xx Watching TNT x Associating With Hollywood Listening to “Gangsta Rap”, Techno, Christian Bands, and Rock and Roll x Believing in Evolution xxxx Being Catholic Being Jewish Being Buddhist Being Methodist Being Protestant Being Muslim Being Hindu Being Agnostic xxxxx Being Atheist Being In a Sorority or Fraternity Owning a Pet xxx (really??? why???) Sin, Have Sinned, or Plan on Sinning in the Future xxxxx did the guy give any reasons for all of this? i'm loving it, we're all gonna see each other there.
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Post by Monika on Feb 19, 2007 7:10:53 GMT -5
I'm already in hell according to this...so nice to be back Pot Smoking x Cigarette Smoking x Alcohol Drinking x Having a Tattoo x Showing Cleavage x Showing Bellybuttons x Girls Showing Their Knees x Girls Showing Their Elbows x Girls Wearing Tight Pants x Cursing x Kissing on the Mouth before Marriage x Holding Hands before Marriage x Having Premarital Sex x Masturbation x Having Anal Sex Having Oral Sex x Being Homosexual x Judging People x Being Selfish x Women Working x Watching BET Watching MTVx Watching VH1 x Watching TNT x Associating With Hollywood Listening to “Gangsta Rap”, Techno, Christian Bands, and Rock and Roll x (wtf even christian bands??? so all you can listen to is country and classical???) x Believing in Evolution x Being Catholic x Being Jewish Being Buddhist x Being Methodist Being Protestant Being Muslim Being Hindu Being Agnostic Being Atheist Being In a Sorority or Fraternity Owning a Pet Sin, Have Sinned, or Plan on Sinning in the Future x
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Post by Jay on Feb 19, 2007 10:22:27 GMT -5
Pot Smoking xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx Cigarette Smoking x Alcohol Drinking xx Having a Tattoo x Showing Cleavage Showing Bellybuttons Girls Showing Their Knees Girls Showing Their Elbows Girls Wearing Tight Pants Cursing xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx Kissing on the Mouth before Marriage xxxxx Holding Hands before Marriage x Having Premarital Sex xxxxxxxx Masturbation xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx Having Anal Sex xxxx Having Oral Sex xxxxxxxxxxx Being Homosexual xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx Judging People (He wasn't though, he was being honest) x Being Selfish x Women Working Watching BET Watching MTV Watching VH1 Watching TNT Associating With Hollywood Listening to “Gangsta Rap”, Techno, Christian Bands, and Rock and Roll xxxxx Believing in Evolution x Being Catholic Being Jewish Being Buddhist x (sorta?) Being Methodist Being Protestant Being Muslim Being Hindu Being Agnostic Being Atheist Being In a Sorority or Fraternity Owning a Pet x (LOL WTF?!) Sin, Have Sinned, or Plan on Sinning in the Future xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
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Post by Hellfire on Feb 19, 2007 13:31:27 GMT -5
you only gave yourself 5 Xs for masturbation??? dirty little liar! one more reason why you're going to hell.
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Post by Jay on Feb 19, 2007 17:26:31 GMT -5
LOL Fine! I've fixed it ;P just for you.
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Post by Natasha~ on Feb 19, 2007 17:32:07 GMT -5
^You're still going to hell, Jay. I don't know about the whole Hell thing. I just don't know. I think you're all going to a happy place in the end, but that's just me. xo
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Post by Chels on Feb 19, 2007 19:14:40 GMT -5
haha well I've heard descriptions of hell that sound fun
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Post by Koalapupu on Feb 20, 2007 10:02:09 GMT -5
Haha, I put only one x on each section. You may all take guesses at which should be rewarded more When I look at this list, all I can think of is "Man, Hell sure looks like a tolerant place: you can be gay, buddhist, gangsta, muslim, atheist, and execute normal human bodily functions there. Not bad". According to this list, the only people going to heaven are straight-edge, heterosexual men who wear a burka. My guess is that they are also white.
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Post by Chels on Feb 20, 2007 13:13:58 GMT -5
hmm... well Christians have never been very good with tolerance which is quite ironic considering the bible preaches tolerance.
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Post by Hellfire on Feb 20, 2007 19:26:25 GMT -5
LOL Fine! I've fixed it ;P just for you. gooooooood jay! lol
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Post by Natasha~ on Feb 20, 2007 19:44:51 GMT -5
hmm... well Christians have never been very good with tolerance which is quite ironic considering the bible preaches tolerance. It's funny considering Tori's new album pic. xo
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Post by Aims on Feb 20, 2007 20:49:16 GMT -5
^ it keeps making me think of that pic of Trent Reznor ripping pages out of a bible... But lets not get started on more Tori/Trent conspiracy theories! lol it's only coz I'm also obsessed with Trent right now with the new song leaks and album etc... hehehe.
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Post by Chels on Feb 21, 2007 0:31:43 GMT -5
haha well they do hav many links hmmm
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Post by Leonie on Mar 1, 2007 14:10:00 GMT -5
OMG this is great! The website Aims posted is totally hilarious!
Tori is a very confused young lady who is leading her many fans into eternal perdition. Tori rejects Christ who shed his precious blood to redeem her from her filth. She states in her song, Spark, that she would rather identify with the betrayer Judas Iscariot: "If the divine master plan is perfection, maybe next I'll give Judas a try…"
So funny!! #19#
Ok so here's my list: Pot Smoking x Cigarette Smoking x Alcohol Drinking x Having a Tattoo (hope to have one soon) Showing Cleavage x Showing Bellybuttons Girls Showing Their Knees x Girls Showing Their Elbows x Girls Wearing Tight Pants x Cursing x Kissing on the Mouth before Marriage x Holding Hands before Marriage x Having Premarital Sex x Masturbation x Having Anal Sex Having Oral Sex x Being Homosexual Judging People x Being Selfish x Women Working x Watching BET Watching MTV x Watching VH1 x Watching TNT Associating With Hollywood Listening to “Gangsta Rap”, Techno, Christian Bands, and Rock and Roll x Believing in Evolution x (What else could i believe?) Being Catholic Being Jewish Being Buddhist Being Methodist Being Protestant Being Muslim Being Hindu Being Agnostic Being Atheist Being In a Sorority or Fraternity Owning a Pet x Sin, Have Sinned, or Plan on Sinning in the Future x
I'm so going to hell! But i'm gonna have a great time with all of you there!! #14#
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Post by Hellfire on Mar 6, 2007 14:23:52 GMT -5
hahahaha, i hadn't read that thing about Tori!!! lol... talk about being literal.
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