The Monster Questionnaire!

[MrLight]

This is copied from another BBS I go to

General:
Name: Derek James Beebe
Age: 21
Gender: Lesbian Trapped In Man’s Body
Location: Tallahassee FL
Birthplace: St Pete FL
Birthday: May 24th 1981
Job: Student!
Student Major: Social Science Education (High School History Teacher)
The Following Is Important To Me: making people laugh/happy
Family Is X To Me: my sis is important to me, my mother not as much
The Last Thing I Did I’m Really Proud Of Is: on Saturday I went over and played Disney Trivia with Ginger for two hours. It’s not often I do a normal “social” thing like, just hanging out with a friend.
My Interests Are: sci-fi, reading, writing, drawing, tv, movies, Tori Amos

Personality:
My Personality Type Is: funny, goofy, silly, intelligent, shy, withdrawn
I Am Shy/Sociable: shy! But I’m loud and crazy around good friends
I Have Many/Few Friends: too few, too few!
My Sense of Humor Is: all over the place! It tends towards the naughty, but I also like intellectual stuff. I love to laugh, but even more I love to make others laugh.
My Sense of Empathy Is: very high. I’m an apologist for almost everyone.
My Sense of Charity Is: sorta low… I don’t believe in other people spending money/effort on me or vice versa. But if it’s just being someone to talk to, all the way, baby
My Anger Is: completely non-existent!
I Am Annoyed By: assholes, pricks, drinkers, sex-crazy people, the scantily clad, religious extremeists
I Am Offended By: nothing. Cept the Holocaust maybe… fucking Nazis!
I Exercise: I do an hour plus of walking to all my classes every day

Favorites:
Movie Genres: sci-fi, action, drama, comedy, romance (that’s right! I like chick flicks! Bite me! )
Movies: LOTR, Matrix, Fight Club, Brazil, Clerks, Star Wars, etc, etc…<br>Actors/Actresses: Natalie Portman :-D too many to mention
Writers/Directors: Peter Jackson, Terry Gilliam, Luc Besson, Kevin Smith, too many to mention
TV Shows (Current): Buffy, Angel, NYPD Blue, 24, West Wing, South Park, Farscape, SG1, Alias, Futurama
TV Shows (Old): B5, DS9, X-Files
TV Actors/Actresses: Jennifer Garner too many to mention
Books: LOTR, Douglas Preston & Lincoln Child (The Relic, etc), Tom Clancy, Steven King (Dark Tower, It, The Stand), Michael Chricton, Anne Rice (Lestat Novels Only!), Star Trek/Wars
Authors: see above
Music Genres: everything but country and opera. Particularly alternative/mainstream.
Music Artists: TORI AMOS! Bad Religion, Splashdown
Computer Games: my computer can only play games that are 2+ years old
Foods: pizza, meatball subs
Least Favorite Foods: I’m picky so lots… especially seafood!

Philosophies:
Political Party: little from column A, little from column B! but I emphathize with Republicans for some reason, maybe because they get villain-ized so.
Big Government: hell yeah! Bring on the dictatorship!
Abortion: hell yeah! Population control.
Capital Punishment: hell yeah! Eye for an eye.
Trusting the Government: we’re sniveling civilians and have no right to question the rights of our overlords
Conspiracies: I believe in the probability of everything but the space alien crap, but I dunno whether they’re true or not. But I do believe there is a One World Conspiracy. And that’s a good thing.
Religious Affiliation: Agnostic
Severity of Beliefs: I try to keep an open mind
God Is: an invention of the weak, seeking an explanation for their petty, meaningless existence

Relationships:
Sexual Preference: straight!
Current Status: I’ve been in a live-in relationship with jedireitz for 4 years now… but he’s never touched me, I swear! :-D
First Romance: not so much as a single kiss, baby
First “Nookie”: see above!
Turn Ons: sense of humor, intelligent, responsible, “cutesy”, not whiny, not overly emotional, did I mention sense of humor?
Turn Offs: scanty dressing, whorish behavior, low intelligence, drinking, smoking, drugs, religious extremist…<br>
Random Preferences:
smooth or crunchy: smooooooooooooth!
sunny or rainy: sunny! I hate mud!
skim or whole: skim, but whole tastes better
Christmas or Halloween: Halloween! Not depressing and lonely like Xmas is
Candy or Vegetables: neither! Hah!
positive or negative: positive with people, negative with self and the greater world
water or fire: water…?
love or money: love! Love! Love!
dollar store or boutique: dollar store! I am cheap! Really, really, cheap!

[elizabeth]

i think it's really sweet that you are so close to your sister. i notice how you mention her in many of your posts

[♥Mary♥]

Oooo, i'll do this one later! Mr light you are too much! lol
Jennifer Garner is HOT! wooo! (don't tell Monika! )

[MrLight]

elizabeth said:

i think it's really sweet that you are so close to your sister. i notice how you mention her in many of your posts

Thank you! My mother is a bit of a whiny spoiled trophy wife do-nothing, whereas my sister is strong and proactive and responsible! If it weren't for me sis, I'd never grow up.

[Monika]

bumblebee said:

Oooo, i'll do this one later! Mr light you are too much! lol
Jennifer Garner is HOT! wooo! (don't tell Monika! )

Hahahahahahha can't stop laughin' bumblebee.

[MrLight]

There's only one chickee more beautiful than Jennifer Garner, and that's Natalie Portman... ;D ;D ;D

[lilyella]

Hope you don't mind me doing your questionnaire, MrLight! I need something to take my mind off of crap, so here goes!

General:
Name: Kierstin
Age: 22
Gender: girl
Location: western NY
Birthplace: Niagara Falls - best city ever!!
Birthday: February 25th, 1980
Job: student, and substitute teacher at an Early Childhood Program
Student Major: Early Childhood/Elementary Education

The Following Is Important To Me: making people happy, getting people to laugh and laughing at myself every day.
Family Is X To Me: My family is everything to me...absolutely EVERYTHING.
The Last Thing I Did I’m Really Proud Of Is: Planning a baby shower for my sister, whom I haven't really gotten along with for years...putting the past behind us in order to make our family stronger.
My Interests Are: interesting to me...reading, creative writing, listening to people, spending as much time with my family as I can, teaching, working with children, blah blah blah.....

Personality:
My Personality Type Is: Original...I'm a little bit different... I tend to think about the big picture, taking everything into a world view...but I'm the biggest goofball ever, sarcastic, witty, and always laughing.
I Am Shy/Sociable: really shy, but I tend to be really friendly and outgoing to make up for it, to fool myself into being an extravert!
I Have Many/Few Friends: many aquaintances, and a close circle of really good friends.
My Sense of Humor Is: off the wall - think Lewis Black and George Carlin
My Sense of Empathy Is: Off the charts....I've been called overly sensitive a million times, and I can't stand to see anyone in pain. I tend to put myself in other people's shoes too much and get hurt when I try to do too much for people.
My Sense of Charity Is: pretty much the same.
My Anger Is: uncontrollable at times...I've been known to throw food, cups, wine bottles, you name it! I'm a great screamer....this is all pretty much PMS, though!
I Am Annoyed By: overly-religious people who try to make me feel inferior (like some of my in-laws), loud people and noises, people who can't get over things and themselves and who won't let go of the past.
I Am Offended By: people who do not respect other's opinons or who think their own are the be-all end-all, and ALL racist or otherwise discriminatory jokes and statements. I've been known to quit jobs, kick people out of my house, loose friends, and even swear at my mom for saying these things!!
I Exercise: My right to NOT exercise!

Favorites:
Books: ALL OF THEM!! I am obsessed with literature.... GOOD literature. My old favorite will always be "Little Women", though...I've read it hundreds of times.
Authors: too many to count....way too many....
Music Genres: any and all
Music Artists: tori, counting crows, system of a down, nat king cole...the list could go on forever
Computer Games: ummm...does snood count? hahaha...i'm not to up on comp. games.
Foods: anything with pasta and chicken! and fudge brownie sundae ice cream!
Least Favorite Foods: alfredo sauce, cheese that isn't melted, and seafood!

Philosophies:
Political Party: i'm very liberal...tend to side more with democrats
Big Government: i want desperately to move to a place without it
Abortion: for me, no...but i believe in the right of CHOICE!
Capital Punishment: this is a hard one...but, no. you can't right a wrong using the same wrong, and it's been proven NOT to be a detterent...so i see no point in this archaic form of punishment to continue to exists in our society.
Trusting the Government: i don't trust anything that i don't understand fully...and i don't think ANYONE, much less the government, understands government or how it needs to be.
Conspiracies: good god....i don't know. i believe what i want, and what seems logical to me.
Religious Affiliation: used to be catholic, marrying into a born-again christian family...i'm somewhere in the middle. i believe in God, in the way I feel is right and holy.
Severity of Beliefs: too much of anything is dangerous.
God Is:

Relationships:
Sexual Preference: at least three times a week J
Current Status: engaged to be married the Summer of 2004
First Romance: in Kindergarten with a boy named Justin, who looked a lot like my finance Jared!
First “Nookie”: not so good…
Turn Ons: hot breath and kisses on my neck, witty sense of humor, and Jared’s amazingly deep brown eyes
Turn Offs: bodily functions and liquids, spitty kisses, and any talk about bills, money, and work!

more to come...

[lilyella]

Random Preferences:
smooth or crunchy: I like it smooth, baby!
sunny or rainy: both, depending on my mood and the season…I love rain in the spring and sunshine in the winter.
skim or whole: neither…milk is just another bodily fluid and it make me sick!
Christmas or Halloween: both! Interesting fact about my family – My dad is the King of Halloween….I’m not kidding, we have this amazingly ENORMOUS haunted house every year at my parent’s house that takes up our huge front yard, driveway, garage, and house….it’s amazing. It’s always on the news and in the paper and radio, and we collect thousands of dollars for the Children’s Hospital of Buffalo. It’s great!!!
Candy or Vegetables: veggies!!!!!
positive or negative: put ‘em together and you cancel yourself out
water or fire: water… I’m a pisces, and I’m terrified of fire (along with clowns and dentists).
love or money: love! (the money will come eventually….i hope….)
dollar store or boutique: somewhere in the middle? How about Target?

THANKS MRLIGHT! YOUR QUESTIONNAIRE JUST MADE ME ALL RELAXED AND NOT STRESSED OUT! WOOHOO!!! ;D

[♥Mary♥]

MrLight said:

There's only one chickee more beautiful than Jennifer Garner, and that's Natalie Portman... ;D ;D ;D

GET OUT!!!!!!! I adore her!! My daughter is a big fan of hers, too. We love Natalie!!!!! ;D (ok, maybe not like you love her, but we love her! lol)

[MrLight]

Hey, I would never ever think dirty thoughts of an actress. Highly disrespectful. Seriously!

[raisangrrl]

General:
Name: Samantha Lynn Wesdorp (my birth name is April May Cole)
Age: 23
Gender: female
Location: kingston, ny
Birthplace: kittaning, pa
Birthday: april 16, 1979
Job: mother
Student Major: i don't have one yet, but i'm currently taking an online computer graphics course
The Following Is Important To Me: being with my family and friends
Family Is X To Me: very important!
The Last Thing I Did I’m Really Proud Of Is:i cleaned my whole entire house!
My Interests Are: skateboarding, writing poetry, horseback riding, painting, playing with my kids, spending alone time with my hubby, my new parafin spa

Personality:
My Personality Type Is: D.) all of the above
I Am Shy/Sociable: very, very shy!
I Have Many/Few Friends: few, but i like it that way
My Sense of Humor Is: ummm, i can be quite funny when i'm in the mood for it, otherwise i tend to be boring as heck! hehehehe
My Sense of Empathy Is: too high
My Sense of Charity Is: i help when i can, but i don't really like to ask for help
My Anger Is: pretty bad at times...
I Am Annoyed By: ignorant people, ego maniacs, religious extremesists, and anyone who pisses me off
I Am Offended By: alot of things, but nothing major
I Exercise: bellydancing!!!

Favorites:
Movie Genres: sci-fi, action, drama, comedy, romance
Movies: LOTR, Matrix, Fight Club, Clerks, Star Wars(the old ones), slc punk, snatch, etc....
Actors/Actresses: i don't think i could name them all
Writers/Directors: like i said, i don't think i could name them all
TV Shows (Current): i don't really watch tv
TV Shows (Old): x-files all the way!
TV Actors/Actresses: like i said, i don't really watch tv
Books: dark tower series, the vampire chronicles, harry potter, etc.
Authors: stephen king, anne rice, j.r. rowling, etc.
Music Genres: music is my life, i love it all
Music Artists: TORI AMOS! aaf, NIN, marilyn manson, beatles, the used, eric clapton, led zepplin, bach, chopin, omg! i can't list them all!
Computer Games: i play yahoo games, hehehehehe
Foods: lima beans, mmmmmmmmmmm
Least Favorite Foods: anything that comes from the ocean, aside from seaweed

Philosophies:
Political Party: green
Big Government: eh, i would love to live on an island somewhere, with no government, nice fantasy huh
Abortion: i don't really care to answer this question
Capital Punishment: depends, i suppose
Trusting the Government: i have no trust in any government
Conspiracies: wouldn't surprise me!
Religious Affiliation: Pagan
Severity of Beliefs: i am open minded as long as you are
God Is: a female

Relationships:
Sexual Preference: straight
Current Status: married almost 5 years
First Romance: too short to remember
First “Nookie”: sucked, i wish i had waited
Turn Ons: the beauty you show from your heart, sense of humor, an individual
Turn Offs: ignorance, those who can't see beauty from within

Random Preferences:
smooth or crunchy: crunchy!
sunny or rainy: a little of both
skim or whole: whole, skim tastes like crap
Christmas or Halloween: halloween, i love going trick or treating with my kids
Candy or Vegetables: veggies!!! mmmmm
positive or negative: a little positive, a little negative
water or fire: fire! especially bonfires!
love or money: i would take love over money any day
dollar store or boutique: dollar store, just because i'm cheap most of the time, boutique if i want spoil myself

[fearscape222]

General:
Name: Carly
Age: 20
Gender: Female
Location: Minneapolis, MN
Birthplace: LaCrosse, WI
Birthday: April 12, 1982
Job: Student / Tutor at an after-school program
Student Major: English Education
The Following Is Important To Me: goals, honesty, my Tori CD collection
Family Is X To Me: My family is MEAN to me! I'm the only quiet one so I get picked on all the time
The Last Thing I Did I’m Really Proud Of Is: attended all my classes this week
My Interests Are: running, reading, music, school (I could seriously go to school forever)

Personality:
My Personality Type Is: I'm soooo much of a Type A personality! Perfectionistic, reserved, serious
I Am Shy/Sociable: I'm incredibly shy until you get to know me
I Have Many/Few Friends: A few good friends - I think that's much better than having a ton of "acquaintances"
My Sense of Humor Is: very sarcastic
My Sense of Empathy Is: strong
My Sense of Charity Is: pretty high - I don't have money to give to charities that I believe in so I try to volunteer and what not
My Anger Is: always bubbling right under the surface
I Am Annoyed By: the pop music genre, winter, my loud neighbors
I Am Offended By: not too much
I Exercise: about 4 times a week

Favorites:
Movie Genres: drama, comedy
Movies: Fight Club, American History X, Requiem for a Dream, Office Space, As Good as it Gets
Actors/Actresses: Wes Bentley and Angelina Jolie
Writers/Directors: Kubrick, Spielberg
TV Shows: Will and Grace, Friends, American Idol, Joe Millionaire. Oh my god that's embarassing...
TV Shows (Old): Cheers, Murphy Brown, Ellen
TV Actors/Actresses: Debra Messing, I can't think of any other ones
Books: Fight Club, Map of the World, The Bell Jar, Catch-22
Authors: Jane Hamilton, Sylvia Plath, Stephen King, Franz Kafka
Music Genres: alternative, country, opera, basically everything
Music Artists: Tori, Fiona Apple, Jeff Buckley, Shakira, Josh Groban
Computer Games: I don't play computer games
Foods: icecream, steak, fajitas
Least Favorite Foods: any seafood!

Philosophies:
Political Party: I'm bi-partisan, it totally depends on who I agree with more when it comes to big issues
Big Government:
Abortion: I'm pro-choice but I personally wouldn't be able to have an abortion
Capital Punishment: I believe in it, and we have a good president for that don't we?
Trusting the Government: I think we always have to be on our guards - I don't think we'll ever get to a point where everyone trusts the government completely. if it does happen, i'll blame the government for brainwashing everyone
Conspiracies: hell yeah
Religious Affiliation: non-practicing Catholic
Severity of Beliefs: I have an open mind
God Is: a woman!

Relationships:
Sexual Preference: straight
Current Status: single
First Romance: it was in 4th grade - he gave me carnations on the last day of school
First “Nookie": it was absolutely horrible, but practice makes perfect
Turn Ons: intelligence, creativity, honesty, sense of humor, ambition
Turn Offs: nymphomaniacs, laziness, immaturity

Random Preferences:
smooth or crunchy: smooth
sunny or rainy: sunny
skim or whole: whole, skim is like water with white food coloring in it
Christmas or Halloween: I don't really like either one. The commercialism makes me want to vomit
Candy or Vegetables: vegetables
positive or negative: if we're talking about HIV, i'm negative
water or fire: Water, definitely. I'm terrified of fire...
love or money: Money, so I could travel all over
dollar store or boutique: Damn, they have some sweet-ass stuff at those dollar stores!

[waitressboy]

General:
Name: Dardo Cenhner Scott
Age: 19 (so far)
Gender: a gay guy
Location: Saladillo, Buenos Aires
Birthplace: Moron, Buenos Aires
Birthday: July 25th 1983
Job: Not sure yet
Student Major: Polimodal (i don't know what is that in english
The Following Is Important To Me: make the people I love happy
Family Is X To Me: mmm... don't know how to explain it in English
The Last Thing I Did I’m Really Proud Of Is: make a friend happy for a while, making forgetting about his ex-boyfriend.
My Interests Are: music, reading, writing.

Personality:
My Personality Type Is: schizophrenic
I Am Shy/Sociable: shy, but sociable with my friends...
I Have Many/Few Friends: a few, but they're excelent friends
My Sense of Humor Is: it depends on the day
My Sense of Empathy Is: idem
My Sense of Charity Is: zero. well... 0.5
My Anger Is: always boiling
I Am Annoyed By: puf!!!!
I Am Offended By: people who believes that they're the best
I Exercise: i bat my eyes when i watch tv!!!!!!

Favorites:
Movie Genres: comedy and drama
Movies: Dancer in the dark, The royal Tenembaums, Memento... a lot more. The green mile!
Actors/Actresses: don't know
Writers/Directors: don't know
TV Shows (Current): don't watch tv shows
TV Shows (Old): idem
TV Actors/Actresses: idem
Books: a lot.
Authors: a lot
Music Genres: everything but country, opera, rap, y CUMBIA .
Music Artists: TORI AMOS! Fiona Apple, Bjork, Alanis Morissette, Garbage, Portishead, Meredith Brooks, Juana Molina, Natalie Imbruglia, The Cranberries... i could be the whole day!!!
Computer Games: don't play them
Foods: everything!
Least Favorite Foods: mondongo.

Philosophies:
Political Party: anarkist
Big Government: uhm?
Abortion: yes.
Capital Punishment: yes.
Trusting the Government: argentinian government? no way man!
Conspiracies: no
Religious Affiliation: Agnostic
Severity of Beliefs: mmm...
God Is: an invention of human race, the character of a book.

Relationships:
Sexual Preference: gay, and i think i like it
Current Status: single. i guess.
First Romance: mmm... i guess never
First “Nookie”: when i was 7
Turn Ons: he must like tori. he doesn't have to be stupid. he must be able to have a talk with me...
Turn Offs: puf, a lot of things. maybe that's why i'm single

Random Preferences:
smooth or crunchy: smoth
sunny or rainy: rainy. i'm only happy when it rains
skim or whole: mmm.... whole
Christmas or Halloween: xmas.they depressed me but... in argentine we don't have halloween
Candy or Vegetables: vegetables
positive or negative: negative, almost all the time
water or fire: water
love or money: love. but money is nice too
dollar store or boutique: dollar store