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Post by fearscape222 on Feb 9, 2005 16:28:00 GMT -5
Bahahahaha! That's the best thing I've seen in a long time. I like how Flower Boy (who looks an awful lot like Fabio) kept making kissy faces while he was talking.   I KNOW! Fabio is icky. Andrew looks nothing like Fabio.  |
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Post by beulahboi on Feb 9, 2005 16:37:33 GMT -5
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Post by fearscape222 on Feb 10, 2005 22:56:17 GMT -5
My friend, Sarah, answering her cell phone:
"You've got the Clapp."
Her last name is Clapp. It cracks me up every time she says it. I'm a dork.
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Post by DaturaFae on Feb 10, 2005 23:51:05 GMT -5
LMAO
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Post by redcloud on Feb 13, 2005 11:19:06 GMT -5
OK I'll certainly tell it badly but nevermind. This is the last IBM ad I saw on TV. Two men are watching a painting and one says to the other: "It looks like a business network: our business, its suppliers, its customers, its logistics, etc. All have differents systems. It's so complicated... But it works so well!!" Another man comes from behind: "To me it looks like a bear."  |
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Post by fearscape222 on Feb 18, 2005 18:37:28 GMT -5
A phone conversation between my mom and her friend Donna (who lives in WI):
Mom: "What are you and Jack doing tonight?"
(Jack is Donna's husband)
Donna: "Going out to eat with our friend, Kris. Wait, you probably know him...Kris P_____?"
Mom: (more than likely laughing her ass off) "Yeah, I know him. We were married."
BAHAHA! I always love those "small world" occasions but I thought this was hilarious. Usually, someone is like, "Oh, yeah, I know him! Small world!" Not, "I was married to him." LMAO!
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Post by Mary on Feb 18, 2005 22:28:57 GMT -5
A phone conversation between my mom and her friend Donna (who lives in WI): Mom: "What are you and Jack doing tonight?" (Jack is Donna's husband) Donna: "Going out to eat with our friend, Kris. Wait, you probably know him...Kris P_____?" Mom: (more than likely laughing her ass off) "Yeah, I know him. We were married." BAHAHA! I always love those "small world" occasions but I thought this was hilarious. Usually, someone is like, "Oh, yeah, I know him! Small world!" Not, "I was married to him." LMAO! ROFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
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Post by DaturaFae on Feb 18, 2005 23:56:11 GMT -5
This morning, at my mailbox.
I should clarify that I live in an apartment building and all of the boxes for our building are grouped together on the first floor.
I was on the phone with a friend of mine as I was picking up my mail. When I saw the CafePress envelope, I yelled into the phone:
"YAY!! My angry undies are in the mail!! Woo-hoo, I need to thank Nattie again."
...just as two other tenants were leaving their apartments.
I didn't notice that they were there until, on his way out, one of them gave me a strange look and asked, "Who's Nattie?"
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Post by Mary on Feb 19, 2005 0:38:39 GMT -5
This morning, at my mailbox. I should clarify that I live in an apartment building and all of the boxes for our building are grouped together on the first floor. I was on the phone with a friend of mine as I was picking up my mail. When I saw the CafePress envelope, I yelled into the phone: "YAY!! My angry undies are in the mail!! Woo-hoo, I need to thank Nattie again." ...just as two other tenants were leaving their apartments. I didn't notice that they were there until, on his way out, one of them gave me a strange look and asked, "Who's Nattie?" Haha, if it were me, the question I would have asked would have been more like: "So, what are angry undies?!" |
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Post by ♥Sean♥ on Feb 19, 2005 2:39:45 GMT -5
Haha, if it were me, the question I would have asked would have been more like: "So, what are angry undies?!" Oh, you know what "angry undies" are, my dear!  |
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Post by redcloud on Feb 19, 2005 4:17:04 GMT -5
Haha, if it were me, the question I would have asked would have been more like: "So, what are angry undies?!" That MUST have been what he had in mind but he asked about Nattie instead. He was too curious to ask something about the undies but felt embarrassed about asking about undies... |
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Post by Ben on Feb 19, 2005 6:10:58 GMT -5
My quote for the day: Never argue with idiots, they drag you down to their level then beat you with experience
 : Beastie boys - Finger Lickin' Good
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Post by redcloud on Feb 23, 2005 14:39:36 GMT -5
a quote from a trailer:
"- When I left my firm, I was paid until a year and a half afterwards.
- Why?
- They hadn't noticed that I left."
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Post by matzy on Feb 23, 2005 15:11:12 GMT -5
something very valuable my english teacher at high school once said:
"never eat yellow snow!"
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Post by talulad on Feb 23, 2005 17:29:58 GMT -5
My quote for the day: Never argue with idiots, they drag you down to their level then beat you with experience
: Beastie boys - Finger Lickin' Good
Bahaha! That is such a good way of looking at it, I love it. |
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Post by Mary on Feb 23, 2005 19:09:16 GMT -5
Bahaha! That is such a good way of looking at it, I love it. LOL, Sean loves that quote, too. The opposite is also true: "I refuse to have a battle of wits with an unarmed person." |
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Post by Ben on Feb 24, 2005 15:54:25 GMT -5
^^^glad you liked it heres another qoute from a message board: " Your message board incompetence is an inspiration to botched lobotomy patients everywhere. In future, kindly proofread your posts before assaulting unsuspecting readers of this message board with a litany of misspellings, egregious grammatical errors, and other verbal atrocities.
If brains were gasoline, you wouldn't have enough to run an ant's go-kart around the inside of a donut. Clearly, the full area of your ignorance is not yet mapped. We are presently only exploring the fringes of that vast expanse. If you knew what you're talking about, you'd be dangerous. As Robert Wilensky said: "We've all heard that a million monkeys banging on a million typewriters will eventually reproduce the entire works of Shakespeare. Now, thanks to the Internet, we know this is not true."
You are a bore, and a very dull one at that. I bet you thought it was just coincidence that your parents had the same surnames before they married? Maybe you wouldn't come across as such a jellyfish-sucking mental midget if you weren't afflicted with mental retardation; if your weren't so fat that buildings bounce when you haul your Sumo Wrestler mass down the street, or if you didn't have a face that makes your pillow cry itself to sleep every night. Who am I kidding? You would." |
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Post by Koalapupu on Feb 24, 2005 17:17:25 GMT -5
Definite proof that we're a geeky couple: K: If you were decapitated, I would boil your head, eat it, and grok you. Me: Awwww |
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Post by redcloud on Feb 25, 2005 16:12:09 GMT -5
LOL! Cannibals!! |
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Post by Aims on Feb 25, 2005 16:41:51 GMT -5
Definite proof that we're a geeky couple: K: If you were decapitated, I would boil your head, eat it, and grok you. Me: Awwww LOL! Geekily cute |
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