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Post by DaturaFae on Oct 4, 2005 11:44:24 GMT -5
hehe. Joan is a smart lady.  |
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Post by Aims on Nov 4, 2005 22:10:43 GMT -5
On AIM, about 15 mins ago, talking about food.. and I mentioned a yummy recipe Mary sent me aaaaages ago that I still make often (Rich Man's Stew! with some variations because I'm quite lazy and use tinned tomatos... )
Kif Loves Amy: Ugh, I wanna visit her sometime just for the food
AimeeTheMuss: shit, i would love to spend a week at her house having her cook for me
AimeeTheMuss: lol !
Kif Loves Amy: hahaha
Great (and hungry?) minds think alike.
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Post by talulad on Nov 4, 2005 22:13:57 GMT -5
LOL Well I'd love to visit them for reasons other than just food! But I can't deny food would be a highlight... My quote of the day, from my friend's profile page on some random website: "You smell of faeries, and moonlight, and starlight, and also regular light." I just love that, for some reason. |
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Post by Aims on Nov 4, 2005 22:18:39 GMT -5
LOL Well I'd love to visit them for reasons other than just food! But I can't deny food would be a highlight... My quote of the day, from my friend's profile page on some random website: "You smell of faeries, and moonlight, and starlight, and also regular light." I just love that, for some reason. Haha yeah, true! (obviously!!) Hehehehe.. that quote is cool - I've seen it in your journal too  (it sounds like something Eddie Izzard would say... which reminds me, I haven't sent that bloody dvd yet!) |
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Post by talulad on Nov 4, 2005 22:23:38 GMT -5
I've burned your CD! But not sent it yet.
I will soon. It has the song the NP thread is named after on it. You shall like it!
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Post by Aims on Nov 5, 2005 15:22:30 GMT -5
January's still a while away anyway. (if I get to go that is)
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Post by *Herry* on Nov 9, 2005 22:50:09 GMT -5
A wee SMS exchange with my dad:
Me: I just got offered a job in South Korea, bahaha.
Dad: Making bombs?
Me: Well, that's probably their ulterior motive...
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Post by Ben on Feb 9, 2006 16:14:48 GMT -5
Me - I hate cooking instructions that call soup broth, it sounds like barf
Aaron - It's not the same thing and it would only sound like 'barf' if you had a speach impediment.
Me - thanks for clearing that up, I now feel enlightened. broth is still a shit word BTW. The only way broth could sound worse would be if mcdonalds put it on their menu and called it McBroth, I'm going to have nightmares thinking about that now.
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Post by Aims on Feb 9, 2006 16:58:16 GMT -5
Haha
I have this cookbook that I love and use all the time, but it uses the word "broth" instead of "stock" (for vegetable stock, etc) which always annoyed me too! lol
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Post by Ben on Feb 24, 2006 9:39:45 GMT -5
^ hahaha!
I like these jokes, they get quote of the day:
A jumper cable walks into a bar.
The barman says "I'll serve you, but don't start anything."
A sandwich walks into a bar.
The barman says "Sorry we don't serve food in here."
A Dyslexic man walks into a bra.
A man walks into a bar with a roll of tarmac under his arm and says:
"Pint please, and one for the road."
Two aerials meet on a roof, fall in love get married.
The ceremony was rubbish but the reception was brilliant.
Two cannibals are eating a clown.
One says to the other: "Does this taste funny to you?"
Man with a strawberry stuck up his bum goes to the doc.
Doc says "I'll give you some cream to put on it."
A guy walks into the psychiatrist wearing only cling film for shorts.
The shrink says, "Well, I can clearly see you're nuts."
Two hydrogen atoms walk into a bar. One says, "I think I've lost an electron." The other says, "Are you sure?"
The first replies, "Yes, I'm positive..."
Deja Moo: The feeling that you've heard this bullsh-t before
A man takes his Rottweiler to the vet.
My dog's cross-eyed, is there anything you can do for him? " "Well," says the vet, "let's have a look at him"
So he picks the dog up and examines his eyes, then checks his teeth. Finally, he says "I'm going to have to put him down."
"What? Because he's cross-eyed?"
"No, because he's really heavy"
I went to buy some camouflage trousers the other day but I couldn't find any.
Two Eskimos sitting in a kayak were chilly;
but when they lit a fire in the craft, it sank, proving once and for all that you can't have your kayak and heat it too.
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Post by Koalapupu on Feb 24, 2006 14:12:31 GMT -5
AHAHAHAH!
I absolutely love puns and, heck, any word plays!
A dyslexic man walks into a bra. Heeeee.
My quote comes from the community college's female janitor who does the late shift on Fridays. Today's golden gem:
"I love to watch ice hockey. In what other situation can a sober woman scream her head off?"
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Post by Ben on Feb 25, 2006 17:00:48 GMT -5
hehe! I like the last one about the eskimo's best. heres some more silliness:
I went to the butchers the other day and I bet him 50 quid that he couldn't reach the meat off the top shelf. And he said, 'no, the steaks are too high.'
A man came round in hospital after a serious accident. He shouted, "Doctor, doctor, I can't feel my legs!"
The doctor replied, "I know you can't, I've cut your arms off".
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Post by talulad on Feb 26, 2006 4:57:17 GMT -5
"Yeah... I test drove that piercing. It was good."
"Is it bad that there's still fruit in my beer?"
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Post by Aims on Feb 15, 2007 17:06:49 GMT -5
Part of an email from my friend Amy...
"No I haven't read LOTR. I couldn't get past that annoying gnomey thingee in the woods with an elf for a missus. He just irritated me. Does it get better after him?"
#19# poor Tom Bombadil!
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Post by Natasha~ on Feb 15, 2007 18:18:21 GMT -5
^ OMG! That's too funny. I loved that part.  xo |
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Post by mana on Feb 16, 2007 14:05:15 GMT -5
Hahah...
Aw, yeah, Tom Bombadil is funny guy.
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Post by Aims on Feb 17, 2007 1:46:55 GMT -5
Hahaha... if it makes you two feel better, I was like "LOL you're such a fool.. yes it gets better, and yes you have to read it someday".
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Post by mana on Feb 17, 2007 5:14:10 GMT -5
Haha, good. I hope she reads it. ^^ (And likes it too!!  ) |
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Post by ♪Carly♪ on Feb 27, 2007 18:24:49 GMT -5
Taken from my second-favorite forum:
"Whose head would you most like to crawl inside to find out wtf is actually going on in there?
(I think Chan gets my vote)"
If you have seen at least a second of a Cat Power performance or read at least one sentence of an interview, you would think the same thing. She's a nutcase. A lovely nutcase.
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