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Post by Aims on May 30, 2005 23:58:00 GMT -5
Something my friend said in an email today that cracked me up..
"Haha - can't believe your cat eats potato fritters - that's just odd! Having said that, my cat will drink out of the toilet bowl (weird cat - I'm so tempted to flush it on her to see how she will react *chortle*)"
Hehe... ok yeah - probably was only really funny to me because my sister's cat fell in the toilet once.. she was sitting around and heard this splashing noise. Lucky she was home actually, or else it might not have been a funny incident at all. But she was, so we laughed. heheee
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Post by redcloud on May 31, 2005 2:01:54 GMT -5
Hehe... ok yeah - probably was only really funny to me because my sister's cat fell in the toilet once.. she was sitting around and heard this splashing noise. Lucky she was home actually, or else it might not have been a funny incident at all. But she was, so we laughed. heheee YUCK!!  |
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Post by Hellfire on Jun 6, 2005 10:15:40 GMT -5
LOL Aims, you're such a dork.  " Everything is more sinsual in South America!" Josh when signing the Tori in South America petition. Don't you just love that guy? ;D |
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Post by ♣Miranda♣ on Jun 7, 2005 1:54:29 GMT -5
My roommate Lisa's three year old niece Alexandra came to visit yesterday and she was running circles through our living room and kitchen. Finally, she stopped next to Lisa and this exchange took place:
Lisa: You're a psycho!
Alexandra: Thank you!
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Post by :~:fishdust:~: on Jun 8, 2005 6:34:59 GMT -5
aww miranda... i love the things kids say... anyway my quote for the day is... 'Leave impressions that will bring life and cause hope in another person's soul.'  |
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Post by Koalapupu on Jul 2, 2005 22:40:23 GMT -5
Today we were discussing neutering with some dog owners.
Friend: ...and then he'd be just sitting there and I'd say "Hey, everyone can see your crown jewels!"
K: Oh, you mean his gem-itals?
I'm so starting to use that word from now on.
Also the following snippet about a friend's workplace (a big computer company) occured:
Him: I could just, you know, sneak some code out. [joking]
Friend: Nooo, I'm not hearing this! They'll send their own private swat team down here!
Him: Oh yeah, their swat-team. Which will be a 400-pound guy armed with a Twinkie.
Friend: And he probably wouldn't be able to throw it at you cos he'd want to eat it.
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Post by talulad on Jul 2, 2005 22:48:31 GMT -5
LMAO! That really makes me think of Office Space... hehe.
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Post by Ben on Jul 12, 2005 22:57:51 GMT -5
my dad - what are you looking for?
me - nothing...
my dad - seriously!?
me - nothing!
me - hey, I found it!!!
my dad - found what?
me - nothing!
lmao
heres another...
emm - I need some drugs!
jamie - I got some
emm - do you wanna sell them to me?
jamie - selling drugs is illegal, so I'll give them too you as a gift, but the bag they come in has a hire charge I'll have to bill you with.
^these made me laugh more than they should have!
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Post by *Herry* on Jul 12, 2005 23:09:31 GMT -5
^^ BAHAHA!! |
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Post by redcloud on Jul 17, 2005 14:33:37 GMT -5
LMAO!! That's hilarious, Ben!! |
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Post by ♪Carly♪ on Jul 28, 2005 13:46:12 GMT -5
I was just downtown and overheard a boy saying this to his younger brother (I think the one talking was about 5):
"What if 'honeymoon' meant that the moon was made out of honey and we could eat it? Then even kids could go on a honeymoon."
It was adorable.
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Post by Leonie on Jul 29, 2005 9:44:55 GMT -5
I was just downtown and overheard a boy saying this to his younger brother (I think the one talking was about 5): "What if 'honeymoon' meant that the moon was made out of honey and we could eat it? Then even kids could go on a honeymoon." It was adorable. awww  that's so sweet |
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Post by ♣Miranda♣ on Aug 6, 2005 22:01:57 GMT -5
My boss, Robert, handing me a tube top: "What is this, a headband?"
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Post by Natasha~ on Aug 7, 2005 0:12:29 GMT -5
My boss, Robert, handing me a tube top: "What is this, a headband?"Tube tops are criminal, see what I mean:  Yikes! N~ xo |
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Post by immortalpudding on Aug 7, 2005 17:01:05 GMT -5
my friend sara: you need to come over like right now.
me: well what if i told you i had a terminal illness and couldn't?
my friend sara: well, bring a nurse.
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Post by talulad on Aug 7, 2005 17:13:44 GMT -5
My boss, Robert, handing me a tube top: "What is this, a headband?"Tube tops are criminal, see what I mean: Yikes! N~ xo AHHH!!! *runs and hides from the t-top* |
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Post by Natasha~ on Aug 7, 2005 18:18:40 GMT -5
AHHH!!! *runs and hides from the t-top* No doubt.  N~ xo |
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Post by Ben on Aug 8, 2005 20:27:31 GMT -5
my friend sara: you need to come over like right now. me: well what if i told you i had a terminal illness and couldn't? my friend sara: well, bring a nurse. ROFL I love it! I cant remember exactly what was said, but one of my friends was really drunk 2 days ago and offended heaps of people, theres so many good quotes but I just cant remember them due to being too tired and smoked out  Me and him went back to my place and he took about two minutes to decide whether or not he wanted some toasted cheese. After which my dad's going: "do you want toasted cheese or not? ?!!!!!!! choose one or the other!!!!" |
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Post by immortalpudding on Aug 8, 2005 20:35:00 GMT -5
my friend sara: you need to come over like right now. me: well what if i told you i had a terminal illness and couldn't? my friend sara: well, bring a nurse. ROFL I love it! I cant remember exactly what was said, but one of my friends was really drunk 2 days ago and offended heaps of people, theres so many good quotes but I just cant remember them due to being too tired and smoked out Me and him went back to my place and he took about two minutes to decide whether or not he wanted some toasted cheese. After which my dad's going: "do you want toasted cheese or not??!!!!!!! choose one or the other!!!!"ahahaha yeah, she's good at crazy one-liners and yet she isnt good enough to think up funny things ahead of time. one thing she did say one time was: my friend sara (again): LOOK THERE'S A TORNADO BEHIND YOU! in response to your drunken friend, right now im considering some toasted cheese myself.. but i just can't decide if i want any. |
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Post by *Herry* on Aug 9, 2005 6:46:03 GMT -5
[Dad is supposed to be in bed, but gets up 5 times. This is the conversation on the 5th time]
Me: Dad, what are you doing?
Dad: I'm looking for a book.
Me: Well you're not gonna find it now.
Dad: Why?
Me: Cos it's too late.
Dad: Whaddya mean it's too late? Are they like little draculas or something?
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?!!!!!!! choose one or the other!!!!"