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Post by redcloud on Aug 9, 2005 8:34:24 GMT -5
Tell him he can't read a book a necklace made of garlic!! lol
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Post by ♪Carly♪ on Aug 19, 2005 21:28:27 GMT -5
This conversation took place between my mom and sister after my mom dropped her off at a party at the community center.
Mom: "Ok, if someone asks you if you want a cigarette, what do you say?"
Sister: "No."
Mom: "Ok, if someone asks you if you want a drink, what do you say?"
Sister: "No."
Mom: "Ok, if someone asks you if you want to try drugs, what do you say?"
Sister: "No. But Mom, what if they stick the drugs in my mouth?"
Mom: (trying not to laugh her ass off) "Spit them out and say 'no'"
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Post by Aims on Aug 26, 2005 19:09:41 GMT -5
This is more like the quote of a couple of weeks ago but I randomly found it in my inbox and remembered how much it cracked me up.... Jason: "I like pork egg rolls ok but this was like "LOOK AT ME I HAVE PORK! I AM FILLED WITH PORK! PIG MEAT IS MY ESSENCE!" And I was like "Whoa, back off, ok?" "  |
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Post by talulad on Aug 26, 2005 19:52:37 GMT -5
ROFLMAO well it was!!! I saw you posted on here and I was wondering if it would be something I said, hehehe. I'll have to find a good one of yours when I go back to work Monday  |
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Post by *Herry* on Aug 26, 2005 23:08:00 GMT -5
This is more like the quote of a couple of weeks ago but I randomly found it in my inbox and remembered how much it cracked me up.... Jason: "I like pork egg rolls ok but this was like "LOOK AT ME I HAVE PORK! I AM FILLED WITH PORK! PIG MEAT IS MY ESSENCE!" And I was like "Whoa, back off, ok?" " Good heavens!  I don't think I like the word 'essence' anymore... Anyway, here's something from Jodi: [Jodi is saying Goodnight to her housemate, Neri] Jodi: 'Night! Neri: 'Night! Jodi: Goodnight! Neri: Good NIGHT! Jodi:GOOD NIGHT! Jodi: I heard that! Jodi: Wait, that was me.... Helen: BAHAHAHAHA! P.S Aims, I told her you how you said we were freaks, and she giggled and said, "Yeah, she's right!"  |
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Post by Aims on Aug 27, 2005 0:03:10 GMT -5
LOL Jodi is such good value.
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Post by ♪Carly♪ on Aug 27, 2005 0:07:16 GMT -5
This is more like the quote of a couple of weeks ago but I randomly found it in my inbox and remembered how much it cracked me up.... Jason: "I like pork egg rolls ok but this was like "LOOK AT ME I HAVE PORK! I AM FILLED WITH PORK! PIG MEAT IS MY ESSENCE!" And I was like "Whoa, back off, ok?" " ROFLMAO!!! Pork grosses me out, big time. |
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Post by immortalpudding on Aug 27, 2005 11:39:32 GMT -5
My cousin works in a hair salon near the heart of Chicago and the other day when she was over she told us a story about how she cut the hair of a rather "butch" woman who had been in jail for 10 years for killing someone. Besides the fact that this lady proceeded to tell my cousin how she strangled a man trying to pimp out her and her friends while they were all high, she also said this lovely statement that completely made my day.
"I guess you could say I'm bipolar, but who isn't these days?"
I still find that humorous because supposedly she said that in a completely serious, nonchalant way.
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Post by Aims on Sept 5, 2005 4:50:44 GMT -5
My sister and I today over email discussing her cat's upcoming birthday.... Me: Hey, when did we decide Butty's birthday is again? Her: Aaahhh... make it the 17th.. OOH! that's a Saturday! He can have a big party and won't have to get up and go to work the next day!!!!!!!!!  |
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Post by Aims on Sept 11, 2005 5:07:50 GMT -5
"The only bush I trust is my own" - my friend Kristy  |
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Post by *Herry* on Sept 11, 2005 5:17:30 GMT -5
"The only bush I trust is my own" - my friend Kristy Haha! Word. At a family dinner last night: Dad: We have to go, mum. My grandmother: (in Greek) But you just got here! Dad: (in Greek) No we didn't! I've got things to do... MG: (in Greek) What, are you going home to breast-feed your children?! Dad: coughsI asked dad what she said and he explained to me that it was a cheeky Greek expression. Basically, it refers to women doing everything, so therefore men don't have anything to do, LOL. I think my grandmother is the cheekiest... In fact, Greek is quite the cheeky language! |
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Post by Aims on Sept 11, 2005 5:23:41 GMT -5
MG: (in Greek) What, are you going home to breast-feed your children?! Haha that rocks. |
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Post by Koalapupu on Sept 11, 2005 8:56:48 GMT -5
I was reading a thread on another forum about the worst pick-up lines ever, and was just laughing myself silly. My favorite of them all was: If you were a booger, I'd pick you first |
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Post by *Herry* on Sept 12, 2005 1:36:40 GMT -5
I was reading a thread on another forum about the worst pick-up lines ever, and was just laughing myself silly. My favorite of them all was: If you were a booger, I'd pick you first LMAO! Omg.... That's just plain crusty! The worst one I ever got was from an English tourist: "Did you study Geography?" I was pretty dumbstruck, because I thought, what the hell does that have to do with anything??!But then came the wound: "Because you look a lot like my Geography teacher at uni. She had edge." A teacher?? I must have looked really old  |
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Post by *Herry* on Sept 19, 2005 9:13:42 GMT -5
This made me giggle just now upon recollection, so I thought I'd share My mum and sis are in the lounge while I'm cooking dinner: My sis: Um, Hels is dinner ready yet? Me: (from the kitchen, duh) Yep, just give me a couple of minutes. Mum: You've got some competition, I have to warn you. Me: What do you mean? My sis: We're watching Jamie Oliver! Me: Ah, jeez! [under breath] Little punk... |
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Post by talulad on Sept 19, 2005 11:36:00 GMT -5
I remember when you posted that Geography quote somewhere else, Hels... And on another note, I want to move in with you - I love your family!!!
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Post by Aims on Oct 4, 2005 2:59:14 GMT -5
"Girls have got balls. They're just a little higher up that's all. " - Joan Jett  |
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Post by redcloud on Oct 4, 2005 3:56:34 GMT -5
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Post by *Herry* on Oct 4, 2005 8:52:34 GMT -5
I remember when you posted that Geography quote somewhere else, Hels... And on another note, I want to move in with you - I love your family!!! Sure! But don't say I didn't warn you!! |
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Post by *Herry* on Oct 4, 2005 8:53:33 GMT -5
"Girls have got balls. They're just a little higher up that's all. " - Joan Jett Tee hee! Go Joan. |
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