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Post by fearscape222 on Dec 11, 2004 18:36:28 GMT -5
I just emailed my friend Brady. This is my PS:
PS: If you haven't heard, my brother is a cook at the new Hooters in Downtown LaCrosse. You'll have to go visit him over Winter break for the, um, magnificent food.
This is Brady's PS:
PS - Going to Hooters will also be kind of fun to see the folks from back home that are still slutting it up.
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Post by ♥Sean♥ on Dec 11, 2004 22:34:34 GMT -5
Da Boy to me upon examining his rather long toe-nails:
"My toe-nails are getting old..." 
Aw, Carly... Don't we love all our old friends who are still out-n-about sluttin' it up? ;D
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Post by Mary on Dec 12, 2004 0:01:17 GMT -5
Aw, Carly... Don't we love all our old friends who are still out-n-about sluttin' it up? ;D
Says the boy who 'stopped by' Hooters after an Angels game with the boys last Spring....  ("Oh, honey, the food was awful....") |
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Post by *Herry* on Dec 12, 2004 6:54:54 GMT -5
Says the boy who 'stopped by' Hooters after an Angels game with the boys last Spring.... ("Oh, honey, the food was awful....") Hooters really exists??!  For me it's a place that only lives in movieland... Wow...it need to get out more, lol. Seriously, I gotta see this for myself!! *gets John Travolta on the phone* well he HAS flown a Qantas plane before! |
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Post by raisangrrl on Dec 12, 2004 8:13:39 GMT -5
Quotes from the past few days (kid quotes):
Arianna: "i'm making you a shopping list. We need moose"
Me: "Big moose or little moose?"
Arianna: "little moose. (in a very serious tone) It comes from cows"
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We had spaghetti and meatballs for dinner the other night.
hubby: "isn't this dinner delicious?"
Jade Corwin: "it's the bomb, daddy."
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raisangrrl
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Post by raisangrrl on Dec 12, 2004 8:44:26 GMT -5
Quoting myself (a P.S. in a PM for Aims):
P.S. I'm not taking no skanky ass ho to see Tori, no way. Tori will be like "Bitch! Please! You jus' a ho!" hehehehehehe
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Post by fearscape222 on Dec 12, 2004 13:15:43 GMT -5
Ok, I'm ROFL at Sean, Mary, Helen, and Sam.  |
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Post by ♣Miranda♣ on Dec 12, 2004 15:24:24 GMT -5
This woman came into Kohl's shopping for her mother-in-law and she goes, "You guys don't sell pipe bombs do you? That's something I could give her."
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Post by fearscape222 on Dec 12, 2004 17:21:13 GMT -5
This woman came into Kohl's shopping for her mother-in-law and she goes, "You guys don't sell pipe bombs do you? That's something I could give her." OH. MY. GOD!!! BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
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Post by ♣Miranda♣ on Dec 12, 2004 17:43:29 GMT -5
OH. MY. GOD!!! BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!! She said it with such a straight face too. It made my day.  |
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Post by beulahboi on Dec 15, 2004 17:42:36 GMT -5
My mother taking her lighted Mrs. Claus out of the packaging...."Alright you old bitch its time to come out of your box.".... shes nuts
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Post by Hellfire on Dec 16, 2004 6:55:15 GMT -5
"in affairs of the heart one has to be selfish, no matter who they're hurting". you think you know a person...  |
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Post by Aims on Jan 10, 2005 2:51:13 GMT -5
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Post by Aims on Jan 10, 2005 2:52:48 GMT -5
ROFL.. and THIS!
"I like my women like I like my coffee... covered in beeees!"
- Eddie Izzard
(omg... ok I needa stop reading random quotes now.. my tummy is about to explode)
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Post by redcloud on Jan 10, 2005 4:32:03 GMT -5
Thought this one was rather fitting.... "My father was a beekeeper before me, his father was a beekeeper before him. I want to walk in their footsteps. And their footsteps were like this...
[Runs screaming] AAAAAAAH! I'm covered in beeeeees!"- Eddie Izzard  ROFLMAO!! |
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Post by *Herry* on Jan 10, 2005 5:18:35 GMT -5
Thought this one was rather fitting.... "My father was a beekeeper before me, his father was a beekeeper before him. I want to walk in their footsteps. And their footsteps were like this...
[Runs screaming] AAAAAAAH! I'm covered in beeeeees!"- Eddie Izzard THAT is priceless. Very fitting indeeeeeed. Ta for that Aims!  |
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Post by Koalapupu on Jan 10, 2005 19:31:02 GMT -5
Hehe, this thread has cheered me up to no end today! My quote needs a longish background story, sorry about that! Anyway, I must've been on 5th grade or so. I always waited for my school bus with this girl who was lots older than me, and I really wanted her to be a friend of a sorts. So one time she was telling me some jokes and I thought "Right. This time I'll tell a really funny one and she'll be all impressed". You can already imagine the awesome jokes of a 11-year old. The joke was supposed to go: A carpenter tells his apprentice: "Boy, you are hitting those nails like the lightning!" The apprentice says: "Wow! You mean I'm as fast?" "No -- you just never hit in the same place twice". So there I was, all ready to impress with my humor, and I opened my mouth: "So, a carpenter tells his apprentice: 'Boy, you're hitting those nails like a hammer!" WAIT I meant A LIGHTNING. Que lots of laughing -- more at me than at my joke Also, today we were watching Conan O'Brien with a friend. The musical guest was some awful nu-metal band and we couldn't tell the chorus lyrics at all. I guess they were something like "No one gets out alive" originally, but my friend heard them saying "No one gets home for lunch". That would be an awesome song. About teachers who sit kids down at the cafeteria for lunch. Her other guess was "No one gets out a lot". That could be a song by geeks who defend their basement-dwelling habits! Way better I'm sure than the original. |
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Post by talulad on Jan 10, 2005 21:35:37 GMT -5
Bahaha! Jenni, I so know how that is. I was always that awkward child, and I usually still am. No one gets me... *sigh*
But it can lead to some pretty funny situations. Which is better now that (most... errr, SOME) of us have grown up and we can laugh with/at people without hurting them.
I can imagine how bad you felt back then... Well, cheer up. Bouncing monkeys are on the way.
Heh. Oh, you'll know what that means. Soon enough.
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Post by Hellfire on Jan 10, 2005 21:57:36 GMT -5
my best friend said something that i thought was both stupid and wonderful today:
"it's a shame one can't photograph music".
for some reason i kinda loved that.
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Post by ♥Sean♥ on Jan 17, 2005 2:50:40 GMT -5
"People in our culture have a morbid tendency to avoid blame, because they do not wish to take the trouble to change their conduct in any way: blame-avoidance and blame-transference are therefore endemic amongst us. These are substitutes for repentance and renewal."
Behavior Research Project (Texas). In Lewis Mumford, The Conduct of Life, 1951.
Why? Why is it so damn hard for us to stand before each other and accept responsibility, blame, consequence... ? I know the reason in my work [hella-long prison sentences], but what about in matters of the home and heart? WHY CAN'T WE STAND UP AND SAY "I'VE DONE WRONG..."
Oh well... I'll ponder that for awhile [Dad's going through his 3rd divorce, thus the impetus for my deep-thinking...].
 : Fight Fire With Fire [live] ~ Metallica in Cleveland, '98
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