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Post by beulahboi on Sept 19, 2004 15:44:43 GMT -5
Newscaster on T.V> today .." Ivan Was very wet!"....um T.M.I ... leave it to my dirty mind!
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Post by ♣Miranda♣ on Sept 29, 2004 0:25:59 GMT -5
Last night Troy and I were watching some show on TV about this awards show honoring women in film and he made this noise of disgust, so I said "What, do you have a problem with women?" and he said "Only when they empower themselves." It was hilarious because he's the least sexist guy ever.
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Post by Koalapupu on Sept 29, 2004 8:59:53 GMT -5
Last night Troy and I were watching some show on TV about this awards show honoring women in film and he made this noise of disgust, so I said "What, do you have a problem with women?" and he said "Only when they empower themselves." It was hilarious because he's the least sexist guy ever. Haha that's awesome ;D My quote of the day is actually found in an IRC channel, but it made me chuckle for a long time... <`Frieza> dont you get it! I have a giant Brain that is capable of reduceing anything down to a yes or no question. <bUdDyLeE> LOL `Frieza I don't think that's how it's supposed to work <bUdDyLeE> watch <bUdDyLeE> What is the meaning of life? <`Frieza> yes <bUdDyLeE> elaborate <`Frieza> no <bUdDyLeE> fair enough. |
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Post by ♥Mary♥ on Sept 29, 2004 11:27:24 GMT -5
My quote of the day is actually found in an IRC channel, but it made me chuckle for a long time... <`Frieza> dont you get it! I have a giant Brain that is capable of reduceing anything down to a yes or no question. <bUdDyLeE> LOL `Frieza I don't think that's how it's supposed to work <bUdDyLeE> watch <bUdDyLeE> What is the meaning of life? <`Frieza> yes <bUdDyLeE> elaborate <`Frieza> no <bUdDyLeE> fair enough. ROFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! That reminds me of the kinds of conversations Sean and I have sometimes. Bahaha! |
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Post by fearscape222 on Sept 29, 2004 16:15:17 GMT -5
My friend Sarah, telling me about seeing Jeff yesterday...
"I was driving to my job interview. When I was stopped I looked behind me at this douche-bag on some Honda Spree, wearing aviator sunglasses. Then I noticed it was Jeff. Then I was all, 'Hey, I know that douche-bag.'"
She then proceeded to tell me that she would have run into him with her car, but it would have been bloody, her car is relatively new, and they were at a complete stop so it would have looked suspicious.
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Post by Mary on Sept 29, 2004 16:41:41 GMT -5
Walking to kindergarten this morning along the pathway: son: "I like holding your hand." me: "I like holding your hand, too." son: "It makes you happy, doesn't it?" me: "It makes me VERY happy." son: "Ok, now I have to let go because that tree is coming up..." LOL  Bread and butter...  |
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Post by fearscape222 on Sept 29, 2004 17:28:57 GMT -5
Walking to kindergarten this morning along the pathway: son: "I like holding your hand." me: "I like holding your hand, too." son: "It makes you happy, doesn't it?" me: "It makes me VERY happy." son: "Ok, now I have to let go because that tree is coming up..." LOL Bread and butter... LMAO! This almost made me spit out my soup! That's so cute. |
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Post by ♥Mary♥ on Sept 29, 2004 19:10:20 GMT -5
LMAO! This almost made me spit out my soup! That's so cute. LMAO!!!!!!!! Can't you just picture him saying it, too?! He's a gem. |
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Post by fearscape222 on Sept 30, 2004 15:03:21 GMT -5
My friend Danielle's away message on AIM:
There is a smurf at my door and i have many questions to ask him...like what color his face turns when he holds his breath. What would you ask?
The IM I sent her:
I would ask the smurf, when he is "teased," do his balls just get BLUER?
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Post by ♥Mary♥ on Oct 1, 2004 1:17:04 GMT -5
My friend Danielle's away message on AIM: There is a smurf at my door and i have many questions to ask him...like what color his face turns when he holds his breath. What would you ask? The IM I sent her: I would ask the smurf, when he is "teased," do his balls just get BLUER? *covers her eyes and pretends she didn't read this...*  When Smurfs get envious do they turn... eeehhh, turquoise with envy?  |
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Post by fearscape222 on Oct 1, 2004 1:21:11 GMT -5
*covers her eyes and pretends she didn't read this...* When Smurfs get envious do they turn... eeehhh, turquoise with envy? Wuss! But that is a very good question. I'll let Danielle know about it next time I see her. |
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Post by ♣Miranda♣ on Oct 1, 2004 16:32:02 GMT -5
My friend Danielle's away message on AIM: There is a smurf at my door and i have many questions to ask him...like what color his face turns when he holds his breath. What would you ask? The IM I sent her: I would ask the smurf, when he is "teased," do his balls just get BLUER? Bahahaha!  |
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Post by ♣Miranda♣ on Oct 1, 2004 16:33:24 GMT -5
'Hey, I know that douche-bag.'" Hilarious.  |
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Post by Aims on Oct 1, 2004 17:54:47 GMT -5
A guy I work with picking up a call yesterday afternoon and saying "GRANDDADDY LESMOND!!" ... then finding out it wasn't Les after all, but a guy applying for a job.. ... and it was all MY fault!  I'd put the call through to him saying it was our co-worker Les... it sounded like him, dammit! But I still laughed about it for a good 30 mins, even though it was all my naughty-girl fault... *snickers* |
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Post by Mary on Oct 5, 2004 11:47:21 GMT -5
LMAO, Aims!! Ok, I have the new Elvis Costello cd, "Delivery Man". Really liking it. I cracked up when I saw the back of the cd, though... There's one of those FBI anti-piracy warning labels at the bottom, and just above it is printed, in very small print: THIS ARTIST DOES NOT ENDORSE THE FOLLOWING WARNING. THE F.B.I. DOESN'T HAVE HIS HOME PHONE NUMBER AND HE HOPES THAT THEY DON'T HAVE YOURSBahaha. I love Elvis! ;D |
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Post by talulad on Oct 5, 2004 21:19:12 GMT -5
On the back of a letter about my ex-roommate's forwarding address from our post office...
"If you do not speak English or you do not understand this letter, please take it with you to your local post office for assistance."
And ok, it does say the same thing in Spanish above that. But only in Spanish. And even still...
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Post by Koalapupu on Oct 6, 2004 14:06:18 GMT -5
This is actually old, but I remembered it the other day.
When I and K. met and didn't have anything going on yet, we were planning on traveling in Europe together (the two foreigners!). I had a friend in Paris who we could visit, but we were also looking at other options. It still remained as a backup plan.
So we searched and searched information on places, how easily we could get there (Amsterdam, London etc) but all seemed to fail due to organizational or money problems. Then I just sighed:
"Well... We'll always have Paris. [pause] Wait. Did I just really say that???"
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Post by Mary on Oct 6, 2004 14:07:30 GMT -5
"Well... We'll always have Paris. [pause] Wait. Did I just really say that???" Teehee! That's so cute, Jenni! |
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Post by fearscape222 on Oct 7, 2004 12:49:01 GMT -5
LMAO! Ok, here is my away message I put up before I went to class: "I think that happiness is when you can let yourself feel every emotion you want at any time instead of being a lying little fuck." ~Tori Here is my mom's IM response: I don't think you are supposed to use those words over the internet. Tori is crazy!  |
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Post by ♣Miranda♣ on Oct 7, 2004 13:46:48 GMT -5
Here is my mom's IM response: I don't think you are supposed to use those words over the internet. Tori is crazy! Bahaha! |
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