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Post by fearscape222 on Oct 8, 2004 0:22:03 GMT -5
She really doesn't like any of my away messages. Last year, she certainly didn't appreciate the "Studying anatomy with Jeff" away message...  |
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Post by ♣Miranda♣ on Oct 8, 2004 0:29:28 GMT -5
She really doesn't like any of my away messages. Last year, she certainly didn't appreciate the "Studying anatomy with Jeff" away message... Yeah, moms aren't so good with that kind of stuff.  |
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Post by Mary on Oct 8, 2004 1:41:00 GMT -5
Yeah, moms aren't so good with that kind of stuff. Actually, in my family, we make fun of my MOM'S messages. It's not so much the content... it's the style. This is her: (perky voice) "Hi!, You've reached the.... (she pauses here, lol, like she's just completely forgotten her last name.. which, of course, is exactly what she did) ... uh, the blankedy-blank residence! (no, she doesn't really say blankedy-blank... she's not that bad!) We're sorry we've missed your call! (but are you really, Mom..? I mean would you really sound that happy about it if you were in fact sorry?!) Please leave your message after the beep! Oh, and your name! And your number! (good gosh, aren't those things finally 'givens' in this day and age?.. and don't you pretty much know who they are BY their message... You think some random caller you don't know is gonna call and leave you a message?!) Thanks a lot!... Have a nice day! Talk to you laaaaaaaater! Bye-bye!!! (perfect for signing off to a preschool class, only my parents do NOT run a preschool!) I love my mom.  |
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Post by beulahboi on Oct 8, 2004 3:29:39 GMT -5
This is so funny cuz I was coming in here to quote my mom, anyway I was putting a resume together for her tonight and I asked her what her special skills were, but before she could answer I jokingly said oh the boss would know (we joke like that ) and she said and I quote " dont you dare put that on there or I'll kill you dead!" as apposed to what mom, you nut!
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Post by Ben on Oct 8, 2004 11:42:53 GMT -5
This will make ya giggle "My girlfriend left me, its funny caus when she left she took the bed the TV and the VCR. I guess every time she said; I love you, I love you, I was standing in front of either the bed the TV or the VCR and like an idiot thought she was talking to me! HA. Anyway, what am I gonna do, get bitter? ya cant get bitter man, ya cant get bitter. In fact I'm glad she left caus it helped my carreer; I'm now driven by this fantasy that some day this girl who I loved more than anything in this world and she said she loved me then left will be living in some trailor park somewhere with this fat ex weldor type guy; hair all over his back, drinks warm beer, farts belches beats the kids, watches the dukes of hazard every fuckin' night (and has to have it explained to him) with kids that bring home dead roadkill for them to eat every night and rats that lay babies in their ears as they sleep. I have this fantasy that some night he's gonna be making love to her; he's gonna be on top and as he's making love to her his hearts gonna explode out his chest and blood, bile and flesh is gonna spew out onto her face, and just before she drowns in that tepid puddle of afterbirth she's gonna turn to the tonight show and i'm gonna be on it.... Ahhh!!!! ..... so you see friends, ya cant get bitter." ^Bill Hicks from the LoveLaughterAndTruth album Hope you enjoyed it, BTW I typed that off memory, so I dont know how accurate it is  |
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Post by ♣Miranda♣ on Oct 9, 2004 16:56:16 GMT -5
Actually, in my family, we make fun of my MOM'S messages. It's not so much the content... it's the style. This is her: (perky voice) "Hi!, You've reached the.... (she pauses here, lol, like she's just completely forgotten her last name.. which, of course, is exactly what she did) ... uh, the blankedy-blank residence! (no, she doesn't really say blankedy-blank... she's not that bad!) We're sorry we've missed your call! (but are you really, Mom..? I mean would you really sound that happy about it if you were in fact sorry?!) Please leave your message after the beep! Oh, and your name! And your number! (good gosh, aren't those things finally 'givens' in this day and age?.. and don't you pretty much know who they are BY their message... You think some random caller you don't know is gonna call and leave you a message?!) Thanks a lot!... Have a nice day! Talk to you laaaaaaaater! Bye-bye!!! (perfect for signing off to a preschool class, only my parents do NOT run a preschool!) I love my mom. Your mom's a nerd!  |
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Post by fearscape222 on Oct 9, 2004 19:50:07 GMT -5
Your mom's a nerd! It explains A LOT, though...don't you think?  |
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Post by Aims on Oct 9, 2004 20:18:08 GMT -5
This will make ya giggle "My girlfriend left me, its funny caus when she left she took the bed the TV and the VCR. I guess every time she said; I love you, I love you, I was standing in front of either the bed the TV or the VCR and like an idiot thought she was talking to me! HA. Anyway, what am I gonna do, get bitter? ya cant get bitter man, ya cant get bitter. In fact I'm glad she left caus it helped my carreer; I'm now driven by this fantasy that some day this girl who I loved more than anything in this world and she said she loved me then left will be living in some trailor park somewhere with this fat ex weldor type guy; hair all over his back, drinks warm beer, farts belches beats the kids, watches the dukes of hazard every fuckin' night (and has to have it explained to him) with kids that bring home dead roadkill for them to eat every night and rats that lay babies in their ears as they sleep. I have this fantasy that some night he's gonna be making love to her; he's gonna be on top and as he's making love to her his hearts gonna explode out his chest and blood, bile and flesh is gonna spew out onto her face, and just before she drowns in that tepid puddle of afterbirth she's gonna turn to the tonight show and i'm gonna be on it.... Ahhh!!!! ..... so you see friends, ya cant get bitter." ^Bill Hicks from the LoveLaughterAndTruth album Hope you enjoyed it, BTW I typed that off memory, so I dont know how accurate it is Hehehehe.... ohhh gotta love Bill Hicks. |
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Post by ♣Miranda♣ on Oct 9, 2004 20:59:44 GMT -5
It explains A LOT, though...don't you think? It certainly does. |
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Post by Ben on Oct 10, 2004 3:28:00 GMT -5
Hehehehe.... ohhh gotta love Bill Hicks. LOL Glad someone enjoyed it Bill Hicks = Funny |
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Post by Aims on Oct 10, 2004 3:47:10 GMT -5
LOL Glad someone enjoyed it Bill Hicks = Funny Yeah, I haven't heard too much of his stuff, but what I have heard was pretty damn funny ;D |
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Post by StephMo on Oct 10, 2004 12:32:22 GMT -5
Okay I heard this guy on tv the other day. He was speaking of President Bush. Sorry but I don't know who it was. He said "Stubborness is the strength of the weak" I would say he hit the nail on the head. Stephanie
 : The Cure - Close to Me
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Post by ♣Miranda♣ on Oct 12, 2004 19:46:15 GMT -5
I hung out with my buddies Dale and Jordi and their creepy friend Brent the other night. Here is the conversation that transpired between Brent and Dale the next morning... Brent: Your friend Miranda is really nice. Dale: She's not nice. She's a predator posing as a house pet. Saved... by Dale's quick wit and knowledge of Fight Club quotes.  |
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Post by fearscape222 on Oct 12, 2004 21:25:21 GMT -5
OMG, Miranda, that completely cracked me up! ;D
"Ok, when I start calling a robot honey, I know I need to logoff..." ~Mary
It's okay, Maz...I was talking to Alice about her favorite "position."
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Post by Mary on Oct 13, 2004 14:51:12 GMT -5
OMG, Miranda, that completely cracked me up! ;D "Ok, when I start calling a robot honey, I know I need to logoff..." ~MaryIt's okay, Maz...I was talking to Alice about her favorite "position." You're now quoting me from a different site! Yeah, that was pretty silly, that Alice thing. I didn't see YOU post your conversation... Chicken! (did you see Andrea's?! bahaha![pg.1]) And LOL, I got your PM you sent me there, but I didn't get it til this morning! Clearly you sent it yesterday, right? (last night). I had 2 other PMs from 2 other people there that came through... one last night, and one this morning... and yours was actually timed at EARLIER than either of those, but it landed in my inbox LATER than both! Weirdness. Did you somehow set it to be delivered later?! (they have a different PM system at that site and I still don't know how the whole thing works...I've only ever used it a whopping 12 times or so). Hmmm.... Anyway, thanks for the laugh. I didn't think you were serious about putting that on the quotes of the day... but I should've known better! |
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Post by fearscape222 on Oct 13, 2004 14:54:52 GMT -5
ROFLMAO!You're now quoting me from a different site! Yeah, that was pretty silly, that Alice thing. I didn't see YOU post your conversation... Chicken! (did you see Andrea's?! bahaha![pg.1]) And LOL, I got your PM you sent me there, but I didn't get it til this morning! Clearly you sent it yesterday, right? (last night). I had 2 other PMs from 2 other people there that came through... one last night, and one this morning... and yours was actually timed at EARLIER than either of those, but it landed in my inbox LATER than both! Weirdness. Did you somehow set it to be delivered later?! (they have a different PM system at that site and I still don't know how the whole thing works...I've only ever used it a whopping 12 times or so). Hmmm.... Anyway, thanks for the laugh. I didn't think you were serious about putting that on the quotes of the day... but I should've known better! Yeah, you really should have known better. Next time, next time... Nah, I didn't do anything fancy when I sent the PM so I have no clue why it said it was sent earlier. You're funny. |
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Post by Hellfire on Oct 13, 2004 22:51:34 GMT -5
"don't you know i've perfected the painful art of an empty space?"
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Post by Ben on Oct 14, 2004 9:03:26 GMT -5
Bill Hicks, talking about people at traffic lights that don’t move when the light turns green –<br> "I’m thinking: I hope this guy dies on his way home. I hope he gets cut in half by a train in front of his kids, so they can watch both half’s of their moron daddy squirm about like worms on a hot pavement. Your too stupid to drive you should have been a blowjob. Then from behind me I hear: GO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!... Hey I never said I was perfect did I?"
: Trent Reznor - Driver Down
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Post by ♣Miranda♣ on Oct 17, 2004 20:15:01 GMT -5
The most frequently used phrase in my house (usually heard after I say or do anything): Miranda, you're such a girl! |
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Post by fearscape222 on Oct 17, 2004 20:55:00 GMT -5
This happened Friday night. Sarah's roommates got pie from Baker's Square so everyone was eating pie except us.
Sarah: "We're very sorry we're not a part of your pie group."
Amanda: "Ooooh, we should start a band called 'Pie.'"
Me: "We should! We could be a Cake cover band!"
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